Roasting in Salisbury, MD

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RERSBY

RECORD EVENT REPORT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE WAKEFIELD VA
0545 PM EDT TUE JUN 24 2025

...RECORD HIGH TEMPERATURE SET AT SALISBURY MD...

A RECORD HIGH TEMPERATURE OF 100 DEGREES WAS SET AT SALISBURY MD
TODAY. THIS TIES THE OLD RECORD OF 100 DEGREES SET IN 1914.

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https://mesonet.agron.iastate.edu/wx/afos/p.php?pil=RERSBY&e=202506242145

#MDwx

IEM :: RER from NWS AKQ

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I have no idea what this is, but if you ever needed a flow chart on how to make Salisbury steak, LOL

#salisburysteak #flowchart #diagram

Hmm, I suspect people in Salisbury, MD would just skip all the steps and use the blast freezer

#flowchart

@ai6yr @Lightfighter Don't even get me started on MIL Spec Pizza
@michaelwaggoner @Lightfighter LOL is there such a thing? Egads
@ai6yr @Lightfighter 20 years and God knows how much money they managed to achieve eternally shelf stable pizza. https://epidemicproof.com/products/2023-mre-meal-23-pepperoni-pizza-slice
MRE - Pepperoni Pizza

@michaelwaggoner @Lightfighter

MRE PIZZA

MRE PIZZA!

(checks price on MRE PIZZA for the zombie apocalypse stash 🤪 )

#pizza #mre

@ai6yr @Lightfighter These sites are terrible. If you'd like a tasting I'd suggest finding a small crumby looking surplus store that has piles of ancient gear, that's where you find the good stuff. Very artisanal.
@michaelwaggoner @Lightfighter LOL I have some surplus store MREs... of uncertain vintage. I am still not sure how you tell if it's edible.
@ai6yr @Lightfighter Everything but the Tabasco is almost certainly fine especially if it's been kept inside. The boxes they come in have a special sticker that is supposed to indicate whether they are safe but even then I'd feel comfortable eating anything from within this century.
@michaelwaggoner @ai6yr @Lightfighter Impressive if the *hot sauce* is the most perishable item!
@mattblaze @ai6yr @Lightfighter They used to include civilian Tobasco bottles. Nowadays they have the Army developed stuff in more secure packets. Became less of a priority since most platoons will have at least one guy who never leaves the house without a bottle of Frank's or Texas Pete that they stole from the mess hall

@michaelwaggoner @mattblaze @ai6yr @Lightfighter or you all get punished and no one has any hot sauce after ONE MRE bomb.

Lol not that this happens...😅