God, this bubble burst is going to be so brutal
@zenhob of course the program built off aggregating online content is gonna be like "oh do you want me to Google that for you?"
Let Me Google That For You

For those who think it's easier to annoy you than to Google 'Let me google that for you' themselves.

LetMeGoogleThat.com
@zenhob a vape store in my neighbourhood is named "Vape Store Near Me"
@nev @zenhob there's a "dessert bar near me" in Hobart
@nev @zenhob sounds like SEO in real life lmao
@nev @zenhob the places that are only technically an address and then there is just this oasis of halfhearted branding in an alleyway have not stopped astounding me
@nev @zenhob postapocalyptic survival is slowly backing away from the oasis like "why is this center part of the alleyway suddenly a turf-grass-neon-lettering selfie backdrop? is there some kind of dropshipping/ghost-kitchen/gigwork scam at work here? hello?"
@nev
Ive got a local take out place called "Top restaurant"
@zenhob
@nev @zenhob that's like all the businesses named "A-1 Heating & Cooling" back when businesses were found in the alphabetically organized book shipped to everyone's home which doxxed everyone in the city
@deutrino @nev @zenhob Maybe I'm in a city that is a bit behind the times, but both of these (the doxing and the optimised names) are still a thing here.
The phone book has become much smaller over the years, but it still gets delivered every year. I can confidently state that today is the first time I've opened the current one; it is a mystery why I haven't put it in the recycling already.
@nev @zenhob I've seen that one! Fabulous name 🏷️✨
@nev @zenhob A local Chinese restaurant's website (not the restaurant itself) is named "Chinese restaurant near me).
@zenhob Engine, search thyself.
@eaterofsnacks @zenhob At least, this sounds more honest than "don't be evil"
@zenhob Nice try!
LLM slop of the finest - this just qualifies for the beautiful German dialect term "strunzdumm", which means, mostly, dumb beyond belief.
#strunzdumm
@dazzr and this after the OpenAI founder said "We will replace humans soon" or something like that. I want to strangle this guy so bad. @zenhob

@CatsWhoCode @zenhob Just in case we dared to use the term 'Artificial Intelligence' for such, that would probably reflect an IQ just below room temperature.

Algorithms assessing x-rays for tumors undoubtedly have their merits and are definitely a different animal than this bullshit. Are you supposed to PAY for that?

If this is a giveaway, it's rather a throwaway. No bull.

@dazzr yeah, you see my point! It's absurd @zenhob

@zenhob I cashed out all my tech stocks back in January. I suspect this will be the dot-bomb v2.0, where everyone finally figures out that LLMs and the hundreds of billions of dollars invested would have been better off getting tossed into a dumpster and just lit on fire.

They're impressive chatbots, but not useful for anything of consequence. They can't do math, they can't play games, they get basic facts wrong, they can be manipulated into being complicit in crimes, etc.

@JustinDerrick @zenhob "The market can stay irrational longer than you can remain solvent." Crypto is still going strong; been around for ~16 years. Tesla's stock is still higher than this same time last year.

@1337 @zenhob Yup, but I've made money on my tech stocks over the past 8 to 10 years. I watched with pleasure when the tech ETFs dropped nearly 30% earlier this year, but I thought it still had more to go. Having said that, it's still not back to mid-January/mid-February highs. It was still a good move.

I'm happy to have cashed out and moved it elsewhere while I wait for the AI / LLM bubble to burst.

@1337 @JustinDerrick @zenhob that's the argument against shorting something overvalued though isn't it?

Cashing out before the pop is a different thing.

@davey_cakes @1337 @zenhob It's still 'timing the market', which is generally bad (see: day trading) but sometimes it seems obvious that a correction is overdue (see: TXF.TO or XIT.TO 2023-2025).

I actually held my tech stocks through the 2022-2023 slump, because it felt like there was no real reason to jump -- no structural issue, no obvious over-valuation or bad direction -- and more importantly, no where else to go and put the money that looked way better.

@JustinDerrick @zenhob @artemis so much could be done with the money they’ve wasted on this.
@Dataless @zenhob @artemis Yeah, but that's true of the hundreds of billions of wealth in the hands of individuals. It should have been taxed the way it was in the 50's and 60's -- at a 90% marginal tax rate.
@JustinDerrick @zenhob @artemis well, yes, but this does feel particularly egregious.

@JustinDerrick @Dataless @zenhob @artemis
I agree. Though I suppose then they’d all try harder to hide their money in anonymous accounts and invest in “crypto for billionaires”

They’ve got everything propping up unaffordable international housing prices now

Honest question: If the wealthy’s billions disappear what happens to the economy?

They could still personally buy as much lifestyle as they want

If their cash hoard was not sloshing around in the real world would that be bad or good?

@AccordionBruce @JustinDerrick @Dataless @zenhob @artemis all economies are really human economies. Shit might improve

@Dataless @JustinDerrick @zenhob @artemis

Money is a convenient fiction, but a lot of time was used on this.
And some of the people are capable of useful work.

This is a really good article on the bubble! https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-gui/
The Hater's Guide To The AI Bubble

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@zenhob

I realise the overall situation is bad, but the absurdity of that one is delightful to me! Haha!

@zenhob adblock the ai overviews. No mercy.

Every couple months they change the css class and i need a new ublock rule but that's at least somewhat tolerable compared to the alternative.

@zenhob Open question: if you adblock the overview, does it prevent the request from being made to the server?

Or is it still burning energy and just not being rendered? I'm not sure of the specific point in the search process that it happens and when ublock steps in.

@azonenberg @zenhob adding the utm=14 parameter to a G search gives the 'Web' tab results, with no AI nonsense and no ads. It really seems to be just the old, quick, 10 links.
@azonenberg @zenhob duckduckgo.com has an option to turn off AI👌
@azonenberg @zenhob adblocking won't prevent the AI response, but https://tenbluelinks.org/ will.
How to Turn Off Google AI Overview and Set "Web" as Default

Ten Blue Links

@azonenberg @zenhob I noticed that uBlock randomly stopped working on Chrome one day. Looked it up, turns out Google doesn't like that ad blockers exist.

I switched to Firefox and have been using that ever since. 😬

@zenhob 🤣Google is eating itself!
@zenhob

So hard to avoid, but worth it when you can.

Also if you're on Android*, change your password quickly.
No wonder it keeps happening with a restricted character set for passwords.

*I can't think of any other reason for still having a Gmail.

@zenhob

"Hey google! Errr, I got to ask something... Where is the nearest all-you-can-eat buffet?

"Oh, I know how to find that! It's simple! You just need to ask Google where is the nearest all-you-can-eat buffet!"

"uh.... I have news for you...."

"huh?"

"I just did that 15 seconds ago."

@zenhob I don't want to wait. Fuck them all.
@zenhob if this were linked people would be like ‘you just aren’t doing it right that’s the perfect answer how dare you question ai 😂
@zenhob Right on time for a total economic collapse at the same time brought on by lunatic leadership.
@zenhob Honestly if all this ocean-boiling succeeds in destroying Google... it might be oceans well boiled.
@zenhob Old and tired: Typing "Google" into Google.

New hotness: Google suggesting typing your query into a search engine.
@zenhob lol LLMs will get stupider as they train off the nonsense they spit out