Days?? They'll find glitter in their underwear 5 YEARS from now!

Also, please tell me this is true.

EDIT: a lot of people rejecting this because glitter is not eco-friendly, so I'm adding a link to biodegradable glitter. I'm sure other companies make such a thing.
https://fizzfairy.ca/collections/bio-glitter

ht: @PhoenixSerenity !! Also see her comments on this thread, she's done this before & has great ideas!

Edit2: also, feed your fucking mental health and just laugh without analysis once in awhile!

@juliewebgirl

I did not have glitter-bombing the Gestapo on my bingo card. 😐

@Su_G @juliewebgirl But really, doesn't fire serve the same purpose?
@androcat
Um... Fire is very much different from glitter.
@Su_G