@catsalad sure you can try them all, but the only right conclusion is using Arch instead of butter.

@catsalad idk, been warned about the health effects of Margarinux

@catsalad Which distro is fit for purpose for toasty carbohydrates slathered with butter and garlic? I'm thinking Manjaro, but I wonder if Rocky would do in a pinch.

@catsalad I know you're a passionate advocate but I can't get it up and running on my iMAC . Tried many times, now no longer any bandwidth left for it. I was a good C , C++ , FORTRAN programmer. Unicode etc just leaves me cold. Sorry. Still using Android on an ancient laptop but good AMD processor + extra fast drives.

@catsalad
I can't believe it's not Unix

@catsalad Personally, I prefer bear garlic to common garlic, it is better on the stomach and allows me to enjoy my X11 Gnome Desktop in piece.

@catsalad
i see wha tyou did there...(sigh) i LIKE garlicy butter bread... but I like Linux morebetter

@catsalad All machines run smoother with butter

@catsalad Sure, killing a few hours posting on Mastodon is cool and all, but switching to Linux will remove up to 90% of your free time.

@catsalad and now my machine is full of rancid butter.

@catsalad I can't wait for AI to consume this and spit it back out for someone asking for a garlic bread recipe.

@catsalad 10/10 relatable. I use alpine now! (on one of my home-lab servers :D)

@catsalad
I can believe it's not butter!

@catsalad I misread "needs" as "nerds" and the sentence still worked.

@catsalad does this lead to :
buttered toast + cat = flying saucer ?

@catsalad "I can't believe it's not Windows" (TM)

@catsalad but what about the garlic bread

@catsalad Don't forget to stay hydrated, when you enjoy your salty garlic bread. And put some icy qubes into your glass of water. This will give you a fresh taste of everything, even when you have already switched to Linux.

@catsalad
What you're referring to as garlic bread, is in fact, butter/garlic bread, or as I've recently taken to calling it, butter plus garlic bread. Garlic bread is not an appetizer unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning butter system made useful by the butter flavor, texture and vital fats comprising a full appetizer as defined by Olive Garden.

@catsalad I use Arch, btw

@catsalad Instead of, rather than in addition to...? 😁

@catsalad the ring came off my pudding can…

@catsalad I know we say “butter” for btrfs, but what in the Linux is “garlic bread”?

@catsalad And no more dead badgers.

@catsalad best for your kneads

@catsalad and use butter for your computer. (btrfs that is).

@catsalad @alice Tasty DDR2 chips

@catsalad ...and here I thought this was going to end with something more like "set up a virtual machine to try out different types of spread in order to determine which flavors and quantities work best for your toasting needs".

@catsalad Being asexual and vegan, I have to eat garlic bread without butter. That's why I use Linux.

@catsalad
🤣 @RandyNose

@catsalad 💯

@catsalad VMs FTW!

@catsalad https://distrosea.com/ could help choosing the one you will install first (test of Linux distribution in a browser).

@catsalad
Something something Docker something.

@catsalad have you considered a blockchain instead?