Arriving late to Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein (1972)! And I gotta dip out again to do the dishes and such. #Monsterdon đź§µ

I just got jumpscared by that fucking chime

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is this guy The Jonathan

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Unfortunately these are only, like, the third-worst bats I've seen in a #Monsterdon selection.

Wow, we got to the staking real fast there.

Oh my god he only brought that dinky fucking little hammer and he's tapping away like—anyway

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Ah no, he's the John (Seward).

I kind of love how every Dracula adaptation mashes up all the characters and names in all different possible combinations

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Okay nothing is happening I'm gonna go wash some dishes

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back and…evil scientist lab? terrible wig? bat? chloroform???

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I'm gonna keep reusing the "#FF0000 1970s blood" joke as long as it still applies

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Igor no!!!

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Okay #Monsterdon đź—ł
Frankula
54.5%
Drackenstein
45.5%
Poll ended at .
Okay we may have upgraded to second worst bats in #Monsterdon

"He knew I could drive a silver spike through his heart while he still slept…" But couldn't he, like, kill you first, when he was still awake?

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is that VERY UNCONVINCING DAY FOR NIGHT i see

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Okay I know that is an actual bird call what's the fucking bird don' tmake me hold up my phone with Merlin on

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Okay that was a great Drac face. I'll give them that.

I lost track of what was happening because I was busy googling "why are like all European movies ADR'd"

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Time for a steamy love scene…break out the twin beds placed four feet apart

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must…not…get pedantic…about "John"…and "Jonathan"…being different names…AGAIN…

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what's the Spanish horror B-movie equivalent to "spaghetti Western"?

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tortilla terror?

like the spanish tortilla that's like a quiche, you know

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Where did Frankenstein's monster come from all of a sudden??

Whatever, shit's actually happening, I'm not complaining

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just imagining each actor in this, off in a booth, howling in agony for 5 minutes

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this dreck ending with "FIN" is killing me

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going to petition @ryan to change the @miru end screen from "Thanks for watching!" to "Sorry you had to watch that :("

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anyway, thanks @Taweret for hosting, @Cherizilla for bingo, @ryan for the stream, and all of you for suffering with me, good night!

@nev @ryan @miru

this was my first night watching it from that feed and it was flawless! Thanks!

But yeah lol for that one, it would be a good end card. 🤣