Neville ParkArriving late to Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein (1972)! And I gotta dip out again to do the dishes and such. #Monsterdon 🧵
I just got jumpscared by that fucking chime
is this guy The Jonathan
Unfortunately these are only, like, the third-worst bats I've seen in a #Monsterdon selection.
Wow, we got to the staking real fast there.
Oh my god he only brought that dinky fucking little hammer and he's tapping away like—anyway
Ah no, he's the John (Seward).
I kind of love how every Dracula adaptation mashes up all the characters and names in all different possible combinations
Okay nothing is happening I'm gonna go wash some dishes
back and…evil scientist lab? terrible wig? bat? chloroform???
I'm gonna keep reusing the "#FF0000 1970s blood" joke as long as it still applies
Igor no!!!
Okay we may have upgraded to second worst bats in #Monsterdon
"He knew I could drive a silver spike through his heart while he still slept…" But couldn't he, like, kill you first, when he was still awake?
is that VERY UNCONVINCING DAY FOR NIGHT i see
Okay I know that is an actual bird call what's the fucking bird don' tmake me hold up my phone with Merlin on
Okay that was a great Drac face. I'll give them that.
I lost track of what was happening because I was busy googling "why are like all European movies ADR'd"
Time for a steamy love scene…break out the twin beds placed four feet apart
must…not…get pedantic…about "John"…and "Jonathan"…being different names…AGAIN…
what's the Spanish horror B-movie equivalent to "spaghetti Western"?
Where did Frankenstein's monster come from all of a sudden??
Whatever, shit's actually happening, I'm not complaining
just imagining each actor in this, off in a booth, howling in agony for 5 minutes
this dreck ending with "FIN" is killing me
anyway, thanks @Taweret for hosting, @Cherizilla for bingo, @ryan for the stream, and all of you for suffering with me, good night!
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