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@warandpeas Wonderful work cousin. Thanks for posting it.

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So, the Bible is just a horrible cat manual? 😲

@stekopf @warandpeas That explains the verse in Proverbs where it instructs you to go to the edge of town, dig a hole, and bury it when you need to defecate.

(Yes that's an actual thing in there)

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I just tried to find the rule you cited and found others. There are a lot of disturbing sayings, like Proverbs 27,20: "The underworld and the realm of the dead are insatiable / and insatiable are the eyes of man." 27,22: "Even if you trample the fool with the pestle, in the mortar between the grains, his folly does not depart from him." (don't try this at home)

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@warandpeas Thou shall pet thy God, but thy belly thou shalt not pet, for it is an abomination and will result in destruction. Thou shall offer burnt sacrifices to thy God at least twice daily.
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Destroys your belongings without any clue on why...