Wow, how did you get those scars?

@catsalad

cat: "purrrr purrrr scratch my belly"

admiral akbar: "it's a trap!"

@catsalad I’m surprised no one names their cat Ackbar
@catsalad that's how mouse trap is born
@catsalad a victim of this trap via Mr Lincoln, big ginger tom on my street
@catsalad "I forget that when he lies like that, five of his six ends are pointy."