If you drink enough coffee, you can travel back in time to stop yourself from drinking too much coffee
@donni โ€œCome with me if you want to live without the jitters!โ€
@donni how many mg of caffeine before I create a flashpoint
@donni something I've always suspected, but never dared to attempt...
@donni that's why the LD50 is so high. It's self-correcting, and any paradoxes just cease to exist (an extreme version of survival bias).
@donni that's the most logical thing I've heard this week
@donni would you be the same person and also would everyone else know? No your constantly a different person if ever so marginally. Lived experiences, and only if you tell them.
@donni Travel in Time to change one or two Things- ok. A nice Idea. But living without Coffee forever? That is hard. No. Drinking Coffee is not the Problem โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š
@donni What's really cool is when you get there it's not too late in the day for more coffee.
@donni you can, but in the euphoria of so much coffee, you will choose not to. This is the time travel paradox.
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@donni "drinking too much coffee" is a pseudosemantic string, essentially word combinations that use real words but don't make sense. They can be created intentionally for humorous or artistic effect.
@donni worst use of time travel, ever.
@donni Too-much-coffee-me never *wants* to, though.