Once again Scottish Twitter is undefeated.

@Lana Why not "dick"? If sexual insults are the thing, it should be "dick." It's what he is.

He's a complete misogynist about cunts. Cunts are in no way at fault in this case.

@quixote @Lana

You're absolutely correct. We do need to move away from gendered swears.

And as the proud owner of a dick they can be quite fun? Cute, even.

Which is why I think we should fishing in the territory of "fuckknuckle", "shamblevomit" or "Slapped Afterbirth". Something like that.