Every time I lock my bike to a wall loop I fear a topologist will appear and prove my bike is not attached to the loop, or in fact, not even locked

#cycling

@oivaeskola I collect these under the title "hashtag threat model"

@th @oivaeskola

I do it like this when I have forgotten the keys. Better than not locking at all.

🙃

@footils @th I sometimes used this too when working as a messenger. “Quick lock” = throw the lock around the saddle post. Looks locked if you just glance at it 😁