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Mark A. RaynerHappy International Day of the Potato!
🇨🇦️Dracula🍁@markarayner If one could ferment the fries, one could get drunk while they eat. 😂
Molly B@markarayner Potatoes: the Yamaha of vegetables.
sultmhoor@markarayner Corn does the same thing. Unfortunately.
Robin Barton@markarayner But all three, chips, fries and vodka are tying to kill you. Who have carrots killed?
jandi
@jandi @markarayner Love it
Martin Vermeer FCD@Robo105 @markarayner Not to mention that one famine was named after potatoes. Carrot famine doesn't sound the same.
Carrot's Famine
Carrot's Famine or The Famine of 311 D.F. was a famine that affected Aurelius that was largely caused by the King of Wisteria, King Carrot the Crusty. While uncommon, at this time it was still technically legal to employ scryers as members of government and as advisors. King Carrot the Crusty, the King of Wisteria at the time had hired a supposed scryer as his chief advisor, Oryzeae Treetrope. Oryzeae was, in fact, a false scryer who used his predictions to gain political power within Wisteria.
@martinvermeer @markarayner I am learning so much about our humble veggie
chrisp@markarayner And mashed potato, potato omelette, and I guess you can boil it if you don't have any taste buds.
Daughter of DiscordI read somewhere that potatoes supply all the nutrients people need to live. That people can survive and be healthy on potatoes alone.
If true, that's a game-changer, folks
Church of Jeff@markarayner --
“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”
-- Douglas Adams
Minski@markarayner also: Batteries and guns.
Vick Forcella ™🌈🌳❄️☑️:verifi
List of plants in the family Brassicaceae | Cruciferous, Mustards, Cabbages | Britannica
Commonly known as the mustard family, Brassicaceae contains some 338 genera and more than 3,700 species of flowering plants distributed throughout the world. Brassicaceae species are characterized by four-petalled cross-shaped flowers that feature two long and two short stamens and produce podlike
Sparky@markarayner Boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in a stew.
xinit ☕@markarayner
The way the meme crops for me, the image ends with "get your shit together" which feels like an attack.
:D
GeePawHill@markarayner I believe it was Kant, working from memory here, who said that the only absolute moral good was the potato.
@markarayner Oh, and one of my favorite quips from Twitter days, long long ago, someone said:
"This may be the vodka talking . . .
. . . I am made from potatoes."
Years later, whoever said that, it still makes me smile.
Adam R. Wood@markarayner And tots!
abeorch@markarayner This might not be popular but we really shouldn't be considering Potatoes a vegetable when it comes to human nutrician. They have more is common with carbohydrates/grains. Of course the #usda wouldnt agree because of #thebudget implications..
@markarayner Haha that took the fluff out of the mash.. sorry!
Ronan
Arnd Layer@markarayner
I’m pretty sure that apples can do everything potatoes doe and most of them better.
Plus: have you tried potato pie?
I’m pretty sure that apples can do everything potatoes doe and most of them better.
Plus: have you tried potato pie?