Shoq

Just overheard 2 workers building the house next door:

Worker 1: Know any trans women?
Worker 2: Yeah, my kid’s GF

Worker 1: Your kid’s a homo?
Worker 2: She calls it queer

Worker1: What do you call it?
Worker2: Her god damn business. Fuck off.

#Props

May 30 at 4:26pmSidetoolz
Show threadRebecca WallaceMay 30
@shoq Worker2 for the win!
Show threadBookMay 30

@shoq Bitchy wholesomeness.

12/10. No notes.

Show threadVeeMay 30
@shoq 🤣 👍 💯
Show threadEden LinneaMay 30
@shoq @FreakyFwoof Yeah. I like this.
Show threadsamiamsamMay 30

@shoq

perfection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Show threadMastodon MigrationMay 31

@shoq

☝️🙂 Isn't Mastodon the best!

Show thread Why Not Zoidberg? 🦑May 31
@shoq Why are people? also good for him(?).
Show threadDavidJun 3

@WhyNotZoidberg @shoq

That's right, the gender was left ambiguous on purpose

Show threadit's kat! 🇵🇸✊Jun 2
@shoq the kind of parent every child needs.
Show threadDavidJun 3

@shoq

Wow

Show threadAdam R. WoodJun 3
@shoq That could be movie dialog. Fantastic.