windows users with their 50 ahk scripts, powertoys, third party package manager, batch and powershell scripts holding up their entire operating system: "linux is too complicated"
@puppygirlhornypost2 ironically this is the only thing i miss about windows. i love installing a bunch of shit to make my computer work like i wnat

i know you do that on linux too, but the vibe isn’t the same.
@silly @puppygirlhornypost2 wait yeah i get it because i miss my jailbroken iphone as an android user
@tauon @puppygirlhornypost2 i would like jailbreaking more id you didn’t have to pay for nearly everything cool
@silly @puppygirlhornypost2 reasonable criticism tbh
i wanted coolfolders so bad but i couldn't get it
@tauon @silly @puppygirlhornypost2 same. I miss so bad having an actual package manager and an abundance of tweaks that actually work well. iOS jailbreaking spoiled me and I hate the Android equivalents. ​
@sodiboo @tauon @silly good news, the ios jailbreak scene has been shit ever since ios 10. ios 9 with pangu was the last good thing and it became a money grab with plagiarism. i dont jailbreak my iphones anymore. coolstar is a prick, i miss saurik. so ios jailbreaking isnt as good as it was
@puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @silly what did coolstar actually do why did people hate them(? don't remember their pronouns)
like all i remember was thinking coolstar didn't deserve it because people were being queerphobic and also telling them to "go back to jailbreaking" when they wanted to do other stuff like with chromebooks
@tauon @sodiboo @silly In the beginning there were issues when it came to cydia and substrate. iirc coolstar got cydia working but saurik was pissed because it plagiarized him and was not up to standard. i remember silo becoming a thing
@tauon @sodiboo @silly it was back with the zebra 1 and it was a whole mess. coolstar might be cool but i do remember that it seemed like coolstar would pick fights with people
@puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @tauon @silly can you even jailbreak iphones anymore? like iirc apple locked all that shit down.
@shitpostalotl @sodiboo @silly @puppygirlhornypost2 no you can still do it it's just way rarer to get an exploit
@tauon @sodiboo @silly @puppygirlhornypost2 is there anything out for the current ios version or is it just a cat and mouse game for 9 and 10

@shitpostalotl @sodiboo @silly @puppygirlhornypost2

is it just a cat and mouse game for 9 and 10i don't understand what you're asking here

@tauon @shitpostalotl @sodiboo @silly current ios versions have jailbreaks especially the ones vulnerable to checkra1n. those are always exploitable.
@puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @shitpostalotl @silly yeah i. know that. i was asking what she meant by that i couldn't understand the question
@tauon @sodiboo @silly @puppygirlhornypost2 people finding jailbreaks for older versions that are then patched, repeatedly
@shitpostalotl @sodiboo @silly @puppygirlhornypost2 i can't think of an example of that happening but no there is still stuff being done for the newer os versions but it's definitely not as good as it was, not even as good as it was in like 2020 or whenever i was jailbreaking (all the tweaks i used then most likely no longer work)
@sodiboo @shitpostalotl @silly @puppygirlhornypost2 also i was trying to jailbreak before then but i could never get any version of h3lix (i think that was the exploit used for my old iphone) to install on my phone
@shitpostalotl @tauon @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 latest jailbreakable version tends to be 16.5 (16.7 for the x and 8)
@silly @tauon @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 ah shit. is there any way to downgrade ios versions?
@shitpostalotl @sodiboo @silly @puppygirlhornypost2 no you usually just try not to update with these things unfortunately </3
@tauon @sodiboo @silly @puppygirlhornypost2 goddamn. all i want is to be able to run my own code on my own phone without making a pwa that pretends to be a native app. its like 1984 in here.
@shitpostalotl @sodiboo @silly @puppygirlhornypost2 if you just want to run your own apps on ios you can do that for free (i think even without a mac) but you can't make your app one of those ones that lives in /Applications (i can't remember what that kind of app is called)
@tauon @sodiboo @silly @puppygirlhornypost2 like what do i google to learn how to do it
@shitpostalotl @tauon @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 google sidestore, its a fork of altstore that only needs a computer for initial setup (as opposed to altstore which requires a computer to refresh your apps at least every 7 days)
@shitpostalotl @sodiboo @silly @puppygirlhornypost2 you can do it with a free developer account, but you can only install 3 apps. there are other programs that let you install more and do various other things but it's not jailbreaking
@shitpostalotl @tauon @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 altstore works
its very limited, but it works. i have dolphin emulator installed (and running great!!) on my completely unmodified iphone 13 running the latest ios
@shitpostalotl @silly @tauon @sodiboo if you save the blobs yes but that's hard because you need exploits to downgrade with blobs. if you didnt well i mean youre fucked unless you hack into apple's servers and start signing old ios versions
@silly @tauon @sodiboo @shitpostalotl @puppygirlhornypost2 doesn’t the iphone x have an unpatchable bootrom exploit
@easrng@pleroma.envs.net @sodiboo @shitpostalotl @silly @puppygirlhornypost2 yeah but i don't think anyone has written stuff for above ios 16 because the new versions of ios get progressively more annoying to write stuff for
the bootrom exploit is cool though you can just run other kernels
@tauon @shitpostalotl @sodiboo @silly you can but as saurik put it back in the day with the introduction of semi untethered it's not the same.

Saurik compared semi untethered jailbreaking to cygwin. We went from unlocking the kernel and the underlying system to making a compatibility layer that runs code. rootfs-less jailbreaks are interesting like it's just. i dont know it's not how it was
@puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @shitpostalotl @silly yeah that's kinda true actually
@tauon @sodiboo @shitpostalotl @silly it's why he started backing away. i remember when cydia impactor was left to die and thats when i knew shit was fucked. i miss saurik but like i dont blame him
@puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @shitpostalotl @silly oh shit cydia impactor i remember that
@tauon @sodiboo @shitpostalotl @silly i mean, imagine going from kernel hacking to making a bootleg cygwin. iOS has such tight control over different memory regions. Exploits don't typically infect the kernel anymore. Even if they did it wouldn't persist on reboot. iOS jailbreaks are just about tripping the kernel up to run code and then they have their own runtime for everything
@tauon @sodiboo @shitpostalotl @silly I remember a while back pissed that I couldn't find any resources for modifying the activation server destination. I wanted to unlock an iphone 7 bc it was tied to at&t. I could dual boot fucking android but nobody really tried to mess with that part of ios.

@puppygirlhornypost2 @tauon @shitpostalotl @silly

iOS jailbreaks are just about tripping the kernel up to run code and then they have their own runtime for everythingI never delved into the details of how iOS jailbreaks work. I was too young. But I always perceived it as more stable. As a user, but with the perspective of a developer now, this sounds totally like it's way safer. I understand it might be more annoying to work on, or less fun, but i do think this is a good thing. this is a positive thing, and it massively improves the user experience.

@puppygirlhornypost2 @tauon @silly big disagree. yalu102 was my first jailbreak, and I was with that scene for a while. up until like, iOS 14 or 15.

I never got the thing with CoolStar being a prick. in hindsight, I think that was always rooted in transphobia? like, her jailbreak tools worked fine and they were
nice to use. I like Sileo better than Cydia. when I used unc0ver i anyways installed Zebra, because it was sorta similar to Sileo.

it became a money grab with plagiarismI was never aware of any widespread plagiarism. it never felt like a money grab to me. the free tweaks are abundant and the paid ones I used were always fairly priced and i think it's money well spent.

I loved the jailbreak scene i got to experience. I was young, so maybe I didn't comprehend the horrors, but it felt comfortable.

and then, coming to Android, everything is so.... fragmented. it's not as fun. everything feels unstable because they literally werent made for the exact operating system I have. customization stuff barely works. play integrity is a bitch (compared to iOS, where libhooker & shadow are magic swords that slice through any detection). discovery of stuff is hard because there's no good central repo. where the fuck is my package manager I need my package manager. and the system itself is so hostile to rooting (see: play integrity). I can't use mobile touch payments. I can't use RCS. even apple has RCS now. at least on iOS, nothing about the core system degrades when I gain root access.

@sodiboo @silly @puppygirlhornypost2 yeah i agree with all of this pretty much one-to-one (however i had every single package manager for no reason)
@tauon @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 maybe it’s just because i got into the scene late but like. nearly everything i wanted to use was paid

yeah there was free stuff, but most things useful over just cool were paid
@tauon @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 maybe i just didn’t look hard enough idk
@silly @sodiboo @puppygirlhornypost2 i never had that experience. yeah a lot of cool things were paid but so many cool things were free too. maybe i'm forgetting how long ago i was in the jailbreak scene
@silly @tauon @puppygirlhornypost2 honestly yeah. a lot of the polished useful stuff is paid. I never felt ripped off by this, though. I think every dollar spent on these by me were money well spent.
@sodiboo @tauon @silly ok to be fair i was on reddit at the time and always heard people refer to coolstar as a he. i might have legitimately fallen for the hateful rhetoric of people harassing her
@sodiboo @tauon @silly i didnt even know she was queer until now like
@sodiboo @tauon @silly i just remember the image coolstar had was a script kiddie who wanted to fuck up the jailbreak scene and nobody wanted to work with them.
@puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @silly yeah that's fully not true LMAO
@tauon @sodiboo @silly it's what r/jailbreak would say. coolstar would show up in the subreddit and get harassed out with downvotes and arguments
@puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @silly wow, i don't remember it being that bad. although it is reddit to be fair
@tauon @sodiboo @silly coolstar and saurik once fought it out on r/jailbreak but i doubt ill be able to find the thread. probably covered in deleted or removed
@tauon @sodiboo @silly of course given that i was a bit younger i didnt really realize how toxic reddit is. i used to see reddit comments as rational and now i avoid them like the plague.
@puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @silly i used to see reddit as more "smarter" than twitter but now i know they're both as bad as each other and the queer people there need to get off
@sodiboo @tauon @silly as for the detection i do remember libhooker and i miss that sort of thing. it's a shame that there's not really anything good nowadays. i want to get a pixel and try grapheneOS but im not wanting to do that as my main phone at first
@puppygirlhornypost2 @sodiboo @silly yeah i think you did unfortunately </3
luckily i was in r/jelbrek and i only knew it as a joke apart from what cunts were saying in twitter
@puppygirlhornypost2 @tauon @silly yeah exactly. I did exactly the same. I also fell for it.

but I don't actually believe CoolStar did anything like, wrong??? her stuff was awesome and I really appreciate everything she did for the jailbreaking community, despite this constant harassment, from folks like you and me. like holy shit I would not have been able to deal with that.

I'm glad she's happy today though, with. uh, [checks notes] ... Chromebooks? hell yeah u go girl
@puppygirlhornypost2 @tauon @silly

re(i was part the harassment)

it's also worth noting that like, I was literally ten years old when Electra released? this doesn't necessarily excuse my actions but I very much so was a Child who did not understand yet that transgender people exist. so it's not
surprising that I went with it. I regret being a part of this.

also, what? this was almost Eight years ago? holy shit this was like 8 years ago. almost half my life ago is when I entered jailbreaking. and it was about 2 years ago I switched to Android. so I was in there for a solid like, six years. wow.
@sodiboo @silly @puppygirlhornypost2 i think you started jailbreaking slightly before me? we would've at the same time if that damn exploit would've worked on my 4s

i was just a Weird child. im not 100% sure how or why i was how i was. i know some of it but not all of it. i'd be able to work it out given enough time (remembering random things like the transgender furries i followed on twitter in 2018 (i was a total egg i know))

@sodiboo @tauon @puppygirlhornypost2 @silly I recommend going full #degoogled #Android.