Seen elsewhere ...
Also from a long time ago, on a different platform:
I invented a device for telling brassicas apart
I called it my "cabbage difference engine”
@b3cft 👍
(Envious)
@ColinTheMathmo I remember when Word for Windows would correct "Novell Netware" to "novel knitwear", and "Unisys" to "anuses".
(Which, given the GIF patent war, was probably valid.)