4d3fectMay 28
Laffy

Wrecking ball whiner bewildered at response by those he wrecked. #TeslaTakedown #WompWomp #Musk

‪Carl Quintanilla‬:

“.. He also expressed dismay over the reputational hit his companies took: ‘People were burning Teslas. Why would you do that? That’s really uncool.’”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/05/27/elon-musk-spacex-starship-doge/

Back at SpaceX, Musk says in interview DOGE became D.C.’s ‘whipping boy’

Elon Musk said his stint in Washington taught him that “the federal bureaucracy situation is much worse than I realized.”

The Washington Post
May 28 at 2:35pmWeb
Show threadLazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈May 28

@GottaLaff lol, "That's really uncool"

Just goes to show out of touch Elon was, because it WAS cool! 🔥 🚗 🔥 😎

It was an insurance job anyway, getting rid of unsellable stock. Classic Capitalist ruse.

Show threadLaffyMay 28
@Lazarou I love watching him sink
Show threadLazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈May 28
@GottaLaff lol, same
Show threadHumphrey ArcherMay 28

@GottaLaff
I love watching him flail as he sinks
I especially love seeing his slowly dawning realization that everything he ever built is going to wither and die or be taken away

@Lazarou

Show threadJess👾May 28

It's going to be especially funny when all the elimination of green energy money craters Tesla's largest revenue source. Combined with all the retaliatory tariffs on Tesla's specifically. Maybe even including StarLink or Falcon 9 launches. Pretty much all of his international sales of anything is collapsing, his domestic government payouts are collapsing, anyone with a clue knows his robot and robotaxi and xAI are collapsing, Twitter still isn't turning a profit and continues to lose MAUs, like his entire business empire is entering a death spiral and he's not even willing to admit it. Of course, neither is his buddies on Wall Street, so it'd be risky as heck to try to short sell, because who knows how long it'll take before the money people risk Trump's anger and flee...

@GottaLaff @Lazarou

Show threadWiley MillerMay 28

@GottaLaff

This genius isn't very adept at taking a hint, is he.

Show threadTheNovemberFella ✊🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀May 28
@Wileymiller @GottaLaff 👍💯👍
Show threadPandaChronicle ResistsMay 28

@Wileymiller @GottaLaff

I wish he would occupy Mars on a one way rocket

Show threadferricoxideMay 28
@GottaLaff

Large stock-owners gotta be pissed. They gotta know that, so long as Musk maintains a significant ownership-stake — even if he does actually learn to STFU — there's a non-trivial number of people that consider that stake disqualifying for any future automotive-purchase decisions. Worse, if the other large shareholders were somehow able to get Musk to divest, the mere act of his selling that many shares would crater the stock. Now, they're in a "damned if you do…" situation with Musk.
Show threadHumphrey ArcherMay 28
@GottaLaff
My Dude has not even begun to see the uncool things headed his way, but I am here to celebrate them
Show threadCharlie Phillips/DolphinchazMay 28
@GottaLaff He's just a 22 carat asshole.
Show threadFurballsNHairballsMay 28
@GottaLaff
Boofuckyouhoo Elmo
Show thread4d3fectMay 28
@GottaLaff Aww, ain't that a shame
Show threadLizzie she/herMay 28
@GottaLaff he's a dipshit with money. The government is FILLED with them
Show threadMasterMischiefMay 28
@GottaLaff Recklessly ruining people's lives is really uncool.
Show thread:ulfr:May 28
@GottaLaff
– He's really not the brightest.
– Never was, and all that keta didn't exactly improve things.
Show threadRoger MooreMay 28
@GottaLaff
MOTU aren't used to facing consequences. That's why they've been so angry about "cancel culture". The idea that hoi polloi could actually make them suffer in any way for doing as they please is the worst thing they can imagine.
Show threadSteve's PlaceMay 28

@GottaLaff I keep offering to buy his shares to spare him this misery. I have a shiny new $1 bill. Come on, Elon. I know you're reading this because it's about you. What is peace of mind worth to you? I'll throw in a vintage, auction-quality, highly appraised prosperity meditation tape from the 80's, absolutely free! Focus on the freedom that not owning Tesla would bring! This offer won't last long! Act now, before it's too late!

BTW, if we all chipped in $2000, mastodon could buy Twitter back. I don't know what Tesla is worth, but soon it will be roughly equivalent to a ham sandwich. If we bought that, we could rebrand it as Mastodon Motors and add radar and lidar so we're not plowing into grannies pushing shopping carts, random fire engines, or abruptly running off the road into someone's house because a camera hallucinated a shadow into an imaginary tree in the road.

Horses are safer than a Tesla. At least, if they buck, there will be no problem with the doors and windows unexpectedly becoming inoperable.

"But not the redesigned 2026 Mastodon! We took the doors off because we're completely unhinged!" - a future ad

Promise me that I get to write all of the ad copy!

Show threadTDayMay 28
@GottaLaff I wonder if he learned anything !
Show threadAllisonMay 28

@GottaLaff

BAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHH::gasp::HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!

Show threadAbsintheMay 28
@GottaLaff
Sorry, muskrat! My empathy is busy being "weaponized". 🤷‍♀️
Show threadBuckRogers1965May 28

@GottaLaff

Because he was illegally shutting down institutions required by law.

Show threadInferior Being 🔞⚛️May 28
@GottaLaff even though he's no longer in DC he's still Space Hitler, launching questionably dangerous rockets over population centers and spreading eugenics renamed as "effective altriusm."
Show threadManVsXerox: Resistful DingusMay 28
@GottaLaff
Show threadjoel bMay 28
@GottaLaff a burning tesla isn't just cool, it's HOT
Show threadTheNovemberFella ✊🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀May 28
@GottaLaff #ThatsSoElon 😂
Show threadBen FooteMay 28
@GottaLaff Doing sig heil's is also really uncool. He's in the finding out phase at this point.
Show threadCasper 👻May 28
@GottaLaff
He was borderline okay (not acceptable), before his self-driving crash into politics. Now he’s a pariah in society. Tesla needs to join his rockets, losing control and ending up in the ocean.
Show threadPooka🍸Boo 👁🫣🫵May 28
@GottaLaff You know what's even more uncool, Elon? It's you being a sociopath pretending to be an authority on everything, especially government.
Show threadLaffyMay 28
@lednaBM Correctamundo
Show threadΩ 🌍 Gus PoseyMay 29
@GottaLaff His desperate whining is almost as gross as his fascist tendencies. I hope a clear, consistent hatred is a permanent part of his life.
Show threadLaffyMay 29
@Gustodon Amen
Show threadJohn RobinsonMay 29
@GottaLaff Not overbright methinks.