Correlation does not prove causation! One popular example: shark attacks are more likely when ice cream sales are higher.

This relationship does not suggest that ice cream sales somehow cause shark attacks, however. Rather, both are related to some third factor—in this case, the activation of mind-control satellites, which are used both to market ice cream and to control sharks.

@maxleibman Another infamous example: All people who mistake correlation for causation will die.
@katerket @maxleibman Absolutely ridiculous. We keep the satellites active at all bzzt! I mean there's no such product as the CogniLazer LEO 3.25