Correlation does not prove causation! One popular example: shark attacks are more likely when ice cream sales are higher.

This relationship does not suggest that ice cream sales somehow cause shark attacks, however. Rather, both are related to some third factor—in this case, the activation of mind-control satellites, which are used both to market ice cream and to control sharks.

@maxleibman pretty sure it's that sharks love to prepare for hunting people by enjoying a nice ice cream treat

Or maybe it's just that people taste better when they are full of ice cream?

It's one or the other.

@kcheek @maxleibman Amputated body parts should be kept cold until medical aid is available. The best way to achieve that on a beach is by buying ice cream.