Decaffeinated thought of the day.
What if I rewrite the libretto of Tommy into a rock opera about a pathetic orange-faced bald demagogue named ... Donny!
With lyrics like this for Republicans who enter Canada:
"I'm your Uncle Carney and I welcome you to Canada's holiday camp! The camp with a difference, never mind the weather, when you come to Carney's the holiday's forever!"
# Donny: A Rock Opera
## 2015
[Hilary]
2015’s shaping up to be my big year
Looks like my huge plans are coming together
[Trump]
So you think ’15’s shaping up to be your big year?
Could be good for me—not you,
Not you forever!
[America]
We had no reason to be overoptimistic
But somehow, when he babbled, he didn’t sound crazy
[Campaign Staff]
What about the press?
What about the press?
What about the press?
They saw it all!
You never heard it, it's all just fake news (we heard it, but he calls it fake news)
You'll say nothing to no one (we'll just laugh it all off)
And never say what you know is the truth (and never point out how dangerous he is)
[Trump]
2015’s shaping up to be my big year
Looks like my huge plans are coming together
2015’s shaping up to be my big year
Looks like my huge plans are coming together
[America]
We had no reason to be overoptimistic
But somehow, when he babbled, he didn’t sound crazy
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