@Ciaraioch

An exquisite description of Kubernetes. 😎

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So. True.

@Ciaraioch 764 bloops per fnurk

Those are rookie numbers 😉

@Ciaraioch

No worries. I did corporate IT development and support for many years but still feel out of my depth as soon as someone talks about their niche tech.

Also I'm an artist, so I feel more comfortable with fuzzy logic than crunchy logic.

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But they all had to start with something simple - maybe you could just try OpenSCAD to design a bracket that you 3D print to install a custom board which you designed, so you can run a Linux distro which you compiled from scratch?

@Ciaraioch

I reached my 'peak technical' in 1982 when I learned that half a byte is a nibble. I decided that would be sufficient for a career in IT.

@Ciaraioch 84.71% of them would probably die of happines if you asked them what is a fnurk and let then explain it at length.

16.317% of them could come up with a chitonic scroll to auto regulate your fnurks in such a way that you never need to quark your magovian manually anymore.

But you have to know the starting endocrination of your main Flurgatron rather well.

@Ciaraioch

That's okay, I'm pretty techy and that's how I feel often.

Sometimes people need a place to talk about their ideas, and hopefully, without a poisonous algorithm (not an algorithm in general, but a bad one) bringing us to the lowest common denominators, we can surface these ideas enough that one day we understand them.

@Ciaraioch

I love this. You all know who you are!

@Ciaraioch

Look at it this way; we have computer nerds to spare here. Do your thing.

@Ciaraioch I like spamming certain nerd singularity hashtags and demanding help.

Can't say "ex-tech support who can't fathom Linux" is anything but bizarre to all who encounter me though.

Avoid infections! You do not want Long Covid. I genuinely feel stupider post-infection.
Wear a good reusable respirator like Omni Mask, Flo Mask, or CleanSpace HALO, to save waste from disposable KN95 or FFP3 masks.

Also LARCs (like IUS, arm implant, vaginal ring, patches, etc), drink water, stretch, pet a cat, yada yada.

How dare you!

Nobody has ever exceeded 512 bloops per fnurk without risking serious data corruption.

764 indeed!  

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@Ciaraioch I'm a tech person, and sometimes I feel the same.

Maybe I understand what the toot is saying. Maybe not. But it's so far above my level it's kind of irrelevant.

@Ciaraioch People trying to get a Flurgatron 3000 to run at 764 bloops per fnurk are hopeless optimists.

440½ bloops per fnurk is absolute max by design. 🤣