The massive boat that nearly missed some random guy's house in Norway is still stuck. And I'd seen pictures from the side where it was clear that it was CLOSE to his house, but I had not seen this one before and it really sells exactly how close it is.
So, just remember, no matter how bad you fuck up things today, you have not fucked them up as hard as this boat captain did.
The one guy on the bridge was also able to sleep through the grounding.
So you know that guy who slept through the container ship running aground next to his house? You'll never guess who else slept through it. Unless you guessed the one guy on the bridge to steer the vessel. https://maritime-executive.com/article/police-arrest-second-officer-reporting-he-was-asleep-when-ship-grounded
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