Jason LefkowitzWhat on earth is wrong with these people
Wait till he finds out the women in his house also breathe. Instant crisis
Amy Maybe@jalefkowit Freud would have a lot to say about this, I feel like.
@jalefkowit Maybe straw = fellatio?
MidniteMikeWrites@APBBlue @jalefkowit There's no justification that makes sense, lol. One might as well say that tongue in drink is also a sexual act.
Anyway, I'm fine with people having beliefs like this, it's just when they try and make it my problem, by running on a platform forcing their idiotic ideas down everyone's throats, that it becomes an issue.
Chris Petrilli
Jcrabapple@APBBlue @jalefkowit yeah they've been on this whole straw thing for years. I remember Tucker Carlson making fun of Biden for using a straw.
Like, could you be more insecure and closeted?
Jef Poskanzer@APBBlue @jalefkowit Vague memory from years ago that some other RWNJ said he ate bananas from the side like corn on the cob, so it wouldn't look like he was sucking a nice fat cock.
Live, Laugh, Punch Nazis@jef @APBBlue @jalefkowit There’s telling on yourself and then there’s whatever the hell that guy’s doing.
Are You Hung Up?
George Liquor, American@jalefkowit They are so very, very secure in their masculinity
(?)
Matt HallI think Burchett just means... He doesn't mind getting lipstick on his glass or mug.
Also... Holy fragile masculinity, Batman.
PassengerFellas, is it gay to imbibe liquids?
rickf@jalefkowit They're in elected office. That's what's wrong with them. (For starters...)
Dan 
@jalefkowit America’s “masculinity crisis” or whatever you want to call it is going to mint so many phd’s and airport books in 30 years.
Matthijs De Smedt@jalefkowit I drink my milk with a spoon like a MAN
Frank Bennett@jalefkowit I don't drink from a straw because it chills my sinuses and gives me a headache. Not because I have throbbing nuts and a penis the size of a billy club. Those things are not connected with the other thing.
🇨🇦 Steve@jalefkowit I can almost understand the men, being just incredibly stupid, ignorant and fearful. Someone has to bring the average down to average. But I don’t understand why women have anything to do with these men.
Wyatt H Knott@jalefkowit phallic obsession
that's why he won't do it. he looks at a straw, he sees a penis. So there will be no sucking, because not only is he a homophobe, but the straw as penis analogy hits way too close to home for his personal comfort.
SnoopJ@jalefkowit fellas is it gay to use a tool to move liquid
J.P. Wing@jalefkowit I feel like I remember this conversation, from like 6th grade or something
Ludwig Vielfrass@jp @jalefkowit That's about when most of these jackasses quit learning anything else, so that tracks.
Mercurius GoldsteinMy gender is straw-drinker-sometimes.
Magnetic Dope Synthesizer@jalefkowit These are the same guys who sit a seat apart from their friends at the movies.
No red-blooded man’s gonna suck on a straw; in THIS house we slurp the rim!
mastodonphan@MercG @jalefkowit HELL YEAH! *goes back to sucking loudly on Trump's rim*
clichéd scurrying rat@jalefkowit this was posted 3 days ago and it already came true https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXjvr9CPQjs
U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat
Karen E. Lund 💙💛@jalefkowit Does he know that some cities have enacted laws that prohibit restaurants from giving customers plastic straws unless the ask for one? (I always refuse a straw, unless it's a smoothie or a milkshake or some other thick beverage that requires one.)
It's so environmentally conscious of him to refuse to use a straw!