My son… classic…
For a while he worked with a far-right leaning guy, and just to fuck with him at work whenever this guy would walk by my son and another co-worker, my son would say “…and that’s what America was founded on.” The guy would stop all excited and say “What are you all taking about?” all ready to jump into the conversation. They’d instead say “Hey this is a private conversation, do you mind?” They did this _multiple times a day_ for nearly a week straight, until the guy finally caught on.
Hilarious. I wonder where my son gets it.