It sounds WAY cooler in the original Japanese, you just gotta trust me on this one. 
@literalgrill flash content?
@niconeko Yeah! Like a feature using Adobe Flash Player
@niconeko @literalgrill Yeah. You know, nudity. You had to flash the camera to get the goods. All the mainstream sites had it. Flash games and flash mobs were really popular. The aughts were great!
@rdfrkian The perfection of the Japanese language is once again beyond the grasp of barbarians from the gaikoku!
@shinobiken
lol, I think I was just insulted! 😜

@literalgrill

Jeremie: "We've somehow transported the ancient samurai into the Cyberspace by accident."

@literalgrill You have to admit, it did strike terror into the hearts of their opponents, putting all who heard it one step away from ritual suicide.

@literalgrill *So* close to a haiku

you are trying to
view Flash content but you have
no plugin installed

@literalgrill I would not expect anything else from a Samurai!

Flashコンテンツを表示しようとしていますが、Flashプラグインがインストールされていません。

🤣
(Courtesy of Deepl)

abadidea (@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange)

Attached: 1 image am I the only one who finds "you have read your last free article" to have a threatening aura

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@literalgrill Is the Flash Plugin what they call their swords?

@lydiaconwell @literalgrill Yeah, plugs into the person on the recieving end and then shows a nice splash* page.

*splash of red.

@markno @literalgrill A socket layer error hath occur'd,
And no secure connexion can be made
@markno @literalgrill Oh shakespeare.. The man does have a way with words to get people in the mood.
@literalgrill This makes sense. They were most likely trying to watch a YouTube video during the Sakoku period, before YouTube transitioned from Macromedia Flash to HTML5 video.

@literalgrill

Ah yes, the famous Samurai Lords Furash contento and Furash Purugin