#wss366 5/3 #Right #TimeManager part 0

Are you the project manager for time? I asked.

“You be RIGHT there, lass,” said the small, round fellow with clock-face eyes. He looked like a gnome-gremlin crossbreed. “How can I be helping?”

“I’d like to make a small change to the spec.”

“RIGHT… Don’t have time for yer nonsense, lad. Good day.”

“Have time for a drink with me, Jack Daniels?”

“Black label, the good stuff. — Don’t mind if I do. Just a wee sip.”

Definitely some leprechaun too, I thought.

                              — § —

“A weeee changy pooh here, and weeeee” — the dials in his eyes spun madly — “weeee change thereee.

#microfiction #NMPrompts #NMV366 #Drabble @ixtlidekami @QuasiTemporal

#wss366 5/4 #Speed #TimeManager part 1

“Whee… Ack…” The Time Manager fell over, a bottle of Jack in his hand.

“Meee world isss spinning. Whee….” He giggled.

Mine too. Things SPED past. Served me right going toe-to-toe with a leprechaun/Gnome/Gremlin in a drinking contest.

The sun flashed through the sky: once, twice, thrice. The sun’s SPEED—insane. SPEEDing across the sky.

“SPEED?” I thought. “SPEED!”

“What’d you do?” I asked.

“What ye asked, lass. Gave ye more time.”

“Nitwit! I wanted to be in two places at once, not this!”

“No can do. Impossible. Against the rule. Paradox level bug. Just a wee adjust to diSPEEDvar.”

#microfiction #NMPrompts #NMV366 #Drabble @ixtlidekami @QuasiTemporal

#wss366 5/5 #Personal #TimeManager part 2

“Hey, that’s too PERSONAL! Keep yer hands off me! Pervert!”

“Drink,” I ordered the Time Manager.

“Gack!!! That’s awful; what is it?”

“Coffee, now drink!”

“Yer trying to poison me, lass. Terrible! Worst coffee in the universe!”

“Making it took two weeks. With time speeding. And it’s been two days since I brought it to you.”

“Time flies… I won’t drink that! You !@#$%!”

“Now who’s getting PERSONAL? Just drink the stuff before it grows hair. You have to fix time. Sober!”

“They say, ‘Code drunk, debug sober.’ It’s why they made me a program manager.”

“That I believe.”

“DRINK!!!”

#microfiction #NMPrompts #NMV366 #Drabble @ixtlidekami @QuasiTemporal

#wss366 5/6 #Taper #TimeManager part 3

“One wee little line more. Fixed,” the Time Keeper reported.

“Things are still speeding,” I said as the sun skimmed the sky.

“It’s on a TAPER, lass. Stop too fast. Bam, whiplash.”

“Paradox me arse, I want to be in two places at once.”

“Mr. Poe, we have an obstinate one.”

A thin, sallow-featured man entered the room, a raven on his shoulder.

“She insists on being two places at once,” the Time Manager said.

“Young lady, answer this, and I’ll help: ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’”

“You wrote about both.”

“Right—this way, the Pendulum Room.”

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#wss366 5/8 #Ask #TimeMangager Part 4

“Poe, may I ASK you something?” the little man with clocks for eyes ASKed.

“ASK; the answer may be cryptic,” Poe said. The poppy flowers around his face muffled his answer. Today, for some reason, the raven was absent.

“What happened to that obstinate lass?”

“We went to the pendulum room, and she suddenly lost interest in being two places at once. Strange.”

“Very—you got enough sap yet? Me hay fever is killing me,” the Time Manager said.

“Where is she now?” he continued, then sneezed.

“Plenty—Forest Lawn and Boston Old Town Cemetery.”

“ASK and thou shalt receive”

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#wss366 #Ask #scribesandmakers 5/9 #TimeManager (Part 5)

“Poe, what are you doing up so late?” Time Manager ASKed.

“Writing, banging on my keyboard.”

TM looked over Poe’s shoulder.

          >> Seabubble: When can you visit? 💋

“What are you really doing?”

“Chatting up a mermaid. I said I was born at the sea. That interested her. Don’t blow my secret.”

“That’s a big ASK, but sure.”

“And what is the Time Manager doing up so late?”

“The night-hours were getting a wee wild, so I stayed up to lecture them.”

“Did they listen?”

“No, but they invited me out for a drink at a nightclub.”

To be continued

#Drabble #microfiction #Mermaid #NMV366
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#wss366 #Face 5/10 #TimeManager (Part 6) "Mexican Radio"

Poe looked at the building’s north FACE. “You sure this is the place?”

“Sure, it’s famous. All Night Radio used to broadcast from here,” TM replied.

          I hear the talking of the DJ.
          Can’t understand him. What does he say?

Amusement showed on Poe’s FACE. “All Night Radio is a Japanese band. You’re thinking of ‘Mexican Radio’ by Wall of Voodoo, 1983.”

          “I’m on a Mexican radio.”

Poe sang a snatch.

“Wow, you know your music.”

“It was Evangeline’s favorite.”

“Sweet dreams are made of these,” TM quoted. “‘Eurythmics,’ also 1983—and you, my friend, should lay off the opium.”

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Mexican Radio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyCEexG9xjw
Sweet Dreams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5_asj1BGFs

#Drabble #microfiction #1980s #1980smusic #NMV366

Wall Of Voodoo - Mexican Radio

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#wss366 #Foot 5/12 (Part 7)

“Here it is,” TM said.

Sure enough, hidden in the shadows, a sign read, “The Midnight Hour,” and in smaller print, “Morning regrets are a thing of the future.”

A FOOT-faced woman took their cover. Poe, who saw stranger things in nightmares, thought nothing of it.

“Show me your FEET,” FOOT said.

“Lepie, stop it. Poe’s my friend.” Then to Poe, “Lepie is a wee FOOT fetishist. Put your FEET within a FOOT of her. She’ll lick them. Possibilities, aye?”

Ignoring, Poe pointed at a sign above the bar.

“Freak Out On Thursdays—½ price wells.”

“Cute, ‘F.O.O.T.,’” he said.

#Microfiction #NMPrompts #NMV366 #Drabble
#TimeManager

#wss366 #Hand 5/13 (Part 8)

Poa looked at the chalked “Specials” list.

1690: Flip
1830: Sazerac
1890: Bijou
1900: Clover Club
1920: Bismarck
1927: Boulevardier
1930: Barraquito
1934: Monkey’s HAND
1944: Mai Tai
2008: Paper Plane

Wha?

TM HANDed Poe a cocktail. “Sidecar, 1918. Menu? To make time traveler comfortable.”

Poe’s raven squawked, “Blackbird, Want Blackbird.”

The bartender held out their HAND, “ID, 18+ only.”

“1845, 1845,” the Raven croaked.

“No ID, no drink.”

“I’ll vouch for him. I wrote him on a midnight dark and dreary.”

The Bartender reluctantly handed Poe a Blackbird, saying “Come again soon.”

The raven screamed, “Never More, Never More.”

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMV366 #Drabble #TimeManager #Cocktails @QuasiTemporal

#wss366 #Code 5/15 (Part 9)

Nara Moore (Raven, not author) lay belly-up next to half a blackbird.

Poe had switched to Moscow Mules, to the bartender’s disgust.

His cups and spills formed abstract poetry, symbolic of Poe’s mind.

“TM, when y-y-you st-st-art CODEing?”

“Someone saw a wee poem I penned.” He shrugged.

“When y-y-yo-you become project man-manager?”

“They said me work was a CODE.”

He drew a sample in a spill: “for(int L15= iv345;*PtrV51;L15++){*V111= V227+*PtrV45;V111++;}”

“NM, he wr-ote that dr-drunk!” Poe said to his comatose friend.

“Nother ‘Morning Glory Fizz’ and ‘Time Traveler’ fer me friend.” Me dr-un-un-k CODE still makes s-s-s-sense.

Poe exclaimed, “Not!”

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMV366 #Drabble #TimeManager #Cocktails @QuasiTemporal

#wss366 #Lick 5/16 #Easy 6/17 (#TimeManager Part 10)

Poe awoke, clutching his head, thinking, “EASY on the cocktails next time.”

Around a bonfire pranced lizards, toads, stags, and creatures more grotesque.

“Where the hell!?”

TM answered, “A smal wicche bad us hoom, 1150.”

Poe’s bedraggled raven added, “Þis is BYFAR þe wierdeste þing þat ich evere seye.”

“You’re not making a LICK of sense,” Poe said. “Translate!”

Raven obliged. “A wee witch invited us home to 1150.” I said, “This is EASILY the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.”

“A witches’ Sabbath!!!” Poe exclaimed.

“Nay, a fest of disgisynges,” a goat-footed man explained.

Raven translated, “Nay, a costume party.”

#MiddleEnglish

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMV366 #Drabble #TimeTravel #TimeTravelAuthors #NMTTA @QuasiTemporal

#TimeTravelAuthors 6/15 Character who's least likely to time travel.
#TimeTravelAuthors 6/17 Excerpt: #Justice
#wss366 #Easy 6/17 (#TimeTravelingGhost Part 1)

That’d be me, the “Wee Lass,” from the beginning of #TimeManager.

(Call that pantsing, rambling, toot, drabble fiction, even a story? It’s EASILY the worst story on the Fedi.)

I got my wish to be in two places simultaneously, but not the way I expected. No time travel involved.

Now invested with the power of the TimeTravelAuthors prompt, I summon a time-traveling ghost. I’ll get JUSTICE (revenge) from Poe and the Time (Project) Manager.

Consider this a prologue to another terrible, pantsing, etc., fiction. If you’ve a low nonsense-tolerance, filter on #TimeTravelingGhost. Twofer filter #NMTTA

Muahahaha, Hehaw, cough, cough, cough.

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMV366 #Drabble #TimeTravel
@QuasiTemporal

#TimeTravelAuthors 5/19 Where did you get the idea for your story?
#TimeTravelingGhost Part 2

“The author! Def best place to screw with Poe and Time Manager,” #TimeTravelingGhost said.

“What a messy desk, but the plushies are cute,” Ghost noted.

“There’s a ghost,” Jeckle called from a shelf.

“So, what’s new?” Author shrugged. “Who’s it this time: Boo-gart, Greta Ghoulbo, Long Chain-ney?”

“Have Poe fall under the pendulum,” Ghost whispered in Author’s ear.

“Why? ‘Fall’ isn’t the prompt word.”

“Because I’ll haunt you otherwise! Stupid!”

“Stupid,” Heckle echoed.

“So? Get in line. It’s Betty Graveis’s turn, then Fred A. Scare.”

“How do you think up this stuff?”

Author tapped her head. “Garbage in, #nonsense out.”

Author’s note: blame @sfwrtr

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #Drabble #NMTTA #Puns #SilentMovies #classicmovies #moviestars #HeckleAndJeckle #Plushies #Crow @ShadowPlay @plush_bot

#TimeTravelAuthors 5/23 Pink
#TimeTravelingGhost Part 3

“So what’s are all those PINK ones? I like PINK,” Time Traveling Ghost asked.

“Anya, from #SpyXFamily,” Author said.

“Them all? You must love that anime.”

“No, on the left is Nabeshiko from #YuruCamp. And yes, I like SpyXFamily. I’ll read the manga next.”

“Hay, Miss white ghosty stuff, did you travel to the past to ask stupid questions about PINK #plushies?” Heckle called down.

“Right,” said Ghost. “I want you to write gnarly bad stuff happening to Poe and TM.”

“Okay,” Author replied.

“Idiot. She’s a writer, and it’s a story. Bad things happen!” Jeckle said.

“Duh,” Heckly said.

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #Drabble #NMTTA
#LaidBackCamp #ゆるキャン
#HeckleAndJeckle #Plushies #Crow
@ShadowPlay @plush_bot

#TimeTravelAuthors 25: Historical research?
#TimeTravelingGhost Part 4

“Okay, when will you hurt them?” Ghost asked.

“I did what you ASKED.” Author pulled up her post to #wss366 5/22. “See.”

“That’s not what I meant!”

“You asked me to visit them with ‘Gnarly Bad Things,’ and I did.”

“She’s a firecracker, that one,” Jeckle yelled.

“Word twister,” Heckle added.

“I didn’t mean someone named ‘Gnarly Bad Things,’ I meant hurt them,” Ghost said.

“This is a slice-of-life, sorry.”

“And where did you learn history? That’s not what the 12th century was like.”

“I don’t research. I make it up. ALL of it. My motto:”

“Garbage in, Nonsense Out!”
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Story referenced: https://sakurajima.moe/@NaraMoore/114553264860578663

Note: I research for my main-story, part of which takes place in a pseudo Heian era imperial court. But that’s no time-travel, that supernatural.

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #Drabble #NMTTA #NMV366
#HeckleAndJeckle

NaraMoore ⛩️👻八尺様👻⛩️ at Fedi (@[email protected])

#wss366 #Legion 5/22 (#TimeManager Part 12) Unsigned contract in hand, Poe looked around. The light from the bonfire cast a ruddy glow over the LEGION of odd creatures doing a line dance around it. Breaking away from the dance, a giant humanoid with gnarled knees and elbows approached. It was wearing a t-shirt reading “LEGION of the Damned.” “Ty ow kelwel ama?” he said. “Dynnergh dhis.” Poe looked up at him, and TM’s eyes spun with astonishment. Unastonished Raven replied, “My hanow yw Nara Moore; yma Poe gans me. Hag an tus hav owelyow a ‘ros hag eur yw Mergh-Tyams. Yma ni ow kelwel ev TM.” **** “Me a veu Tra Drôk Gamm,” Giant said. “What’d he say?” Poe tapped Raven with the contract. ““Welcome. My name is “Gnarly Bad Thing.” — And I forgith your signature on that contract if you hit me again.” Raven escaped to TM’s shoulder. TM greeted Raven. “Ah, now, ‘Man, who’s got the eyes of wheel an’ hour,’ is it? Well, thank ye kindly. I’ve a fondness for that sort o’ talk. You’ve a grand way with the Cornish.” “My head hurts,” Poe said, pulling out an empty laudanum bottle, then clutched his head. “Crarrrk crrak crek,” Raven chortled. TM translated “Raspberry.” #MiddleCornish #Cornish #MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMV366 Double #Drabble #TimeTravelAuthors #NMTTA

Sakurajima (桜島)

#TimeTravelAuthors May 27 Siblings in your story?
#TimeTravelingGhost Part 5

The crow twins peeked at the day’s TimeTravelAuthors prompt and asked, “Is a qubling, someone who quibbles?”

Jeckle said. “We never quibble!”

“No, we’re the image of polite crows. Nothing like ravens or rooks,” Heckle amended.

“Are they always like this?” Ghost asked.

“Pretty much, unless they’re throwing food at the GochiUsa girls.” Author answered.

“It means you’re brothers or sisters,” Author corrected them #plushies.

“We knew that! Just testing you,” Jeckle said.

“We thought we were first cousins, but Mom said we we're twins,” Heckle said.

“Not to quibble...” Heckle started.

                        “...we’re siblings,” Jeckle finished.

“Tada,” they said together.

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #Drabble #NMTTA #SliceOfLife
#HeckleAndJeckle #Crows #corvids
@ShadowPlay @plush_bot

#TimeTravelAuthors May 29 How much violence in your story?
#TimeTravelingGhost Part 6

“I pity the GochiUsa girls,” Ghost said. “It’s like having bratty little brothers.”

“Who you pitying?” Jeckle said.

“Yeah, it’s like having snotty big sisters!” Heckle said.

“I love being a big sister. You can count on your onee-san,” Hoto Cocoa said.

“Crarrk, Cawwk, boo, hiss.” #HeckleAndJeckle screamed as they threw food at the girls and random bystanders.

“This is as violent as this story gets,” Author said.

“No, no, no. You need to hurt Poe and TM,” Ghost pleaded.

“We’ll see,” Author said.

“For a time-traveling ghost, you’ve been here a long time. – Charles Dickens, 1843.”

“What?”

“Goodbye.”

Puff

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMTTA #Drabble
#IsTheOrderARabbit #ご注文はうさぎですか? #GochiUsa #ごちうさ
#Plushies #SpyXFamily
@ShadowPlay @plush_bot

#TimeTravelAuthors May 31 Author choice
#TimeTravelingGhost Part 7 (Long)

The word “Goodbye” resounded like a pen’s ultimate declaration, and Ghost found herself in a dark room smelling of mildew. In front of her was a moth-eaten four-poster bed with a figure struggling to arise.

“Have you come to call upon me as well?” inquired the figure, an old gentleman whose nightgown hung on him like a shroud, his cap askew, and blankets heaped around him. “I assure you, good spirit, I am a reformed soul. Pray, tell me, who are you?”

“Time Traveling Ghost, and who might you be?” Ghost took the chance to look around. She found herself in a bedroom furnished only by the bed and a writing desk with a lone bowl, a spoon handle protruding from it. Underfoot was a threadbare carpet with an incongruous holly leaf and three red berries scattered on it.

“Ebenezer Scrooge!” came the astonished reply. “But I was given to understand — most solemnly — that there would be three spirits, and three alone. What business have you here?”

“I think it’s a joke by Author.” Ghost said, as perplexed as Scrooge at the turn of events. She cast her eyes about and spotted Heckle and Jeckle in the corner. “Damn, just my luck they would come along,” she muttered so low Scrooge couldn’t make out the words.

The elder blinked at him, befuddled. “I know not this Arthur of whom you speak, nor have I an appetite for riddles at this hour. The cock has not crowed, and come dawn I am beset by more tasks than I can bear. Go your way, sir, and take your visions with you.”

“I don’t suppose you’d spare me a farthing for a morning cup of coffee?” Ghost asked. “As you say, it’s rather early.”

“Not a farthing, nay, not a penny, ill-begotten beggar!” Scrooge cried, waving his arms as if to banish a vapour. “Begone, figment conjured by the tyrannies of undigested mustard!”

“Changed man,” Jeckle croaked, “Not.”

“Coffee? You’re a ghost,” Heckle screeched. “Hey buddy, can you spare me a dime?”

Scrooge pivoted to where the voices came from. “And what ill-begotten jesters are these? Vile emanations of prunes left too long to stew. Begone, thou late-born fragment of muddled sleep! Coffee indeed! Brazen haunt, seek you an almshouse, not my abode.” And with that, he dove under the covers.

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMTTA
#AChristmasCarol #CharlesDickens #pastiche
#HeckleAndJeckle

#TimeTravelAuthors 06/01 Tell us about your story
#TimeTravelingGhost Part 8

Ghost drifted out of Scrooge’s house, where she hadn’t felt welcome, and sat on the steps in the grim pre-dawn light. As the light grew stronger, a ragged, dirty boy sat down beside her. Silence stretched between them until the boy tentatively began talking.

“Sir—if you please, sir—are you quite deceased?” the boy inquired, tugging his threadbare cap.

“Yeah, it sucks.”

“If it wouldn’t trouble you greatly, sir, I should like to hear your story. I expect I shall be dead soon myself, what with the hunger and all.”

“Sure. Then I’ll take you someplace where there’s food—Bob Cratchit’s house.”

There’s an author who writes silly things, and she wanted to write a story for a prompt (#WSS366). #HEAVEN knows why! So, she made a “Lass” who... (Let me cut that short.) Anyway, she killed the Lass most cruelly. Then she found another prompt for time travel stories (#TimeTravelAuthors) and had the Lass summon me. I think I’m a kind of ghost, but not really. (Frankly, it makes little sense.) The ghost can time travel and is named “Time Traveling Ghost.” (That’s me.) “Ghost,” for short. Only Author (that’s her name in the story) hasn’t told Ghost how to time travel. All Ghost wants is to get revenge on the people who killed Lass (Poe and Time Manager—TM for short). The—

The boy raised a hand. “You believe the strangest things, sir,” said the boy, wide-eyed. “But I dare say the world is full of such strangeness, if only one’s stomach weren’t growling too loud to hear it.”

Jeckle, who perched below them on Scrooge’s steps, added, “She sure does, don’t she, Boy? Let’s EAT!”

Heckle, sitting next to Jeckle, screeched, “Chow down. Chow down. Get yer feed bag!”

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMTTA #AChristmasCarol #CharlesDickens #pastiche #DavidCopperfield #HeckleAndJeckle #Crow #Corvid #Plushies @ShadowPlay @plush_bot

#TimeTravelAuthors 06/01 Dreams in your stories – Now I have.
#TimeTravelingGhost Part 9

The boy looked at Ghost. “I had a dream, sir. If it ain’t too silly to say so.”

“There was a man in black, like one of those mimes in Piccadilly, only black, not white. I even know his name, bless me. It was on his chest, proud as a toff with his misses. ‘Quasi Temporal,’ it said. I remember quite distinctly.”

“He handed me a box, square, warm… Oh, but the smell, like all the food vendors had piled their food in your lap, so fine it made my mouth hurt. When I opened it, there was a great round of bread inside, all covered with cheese. Cheese all melty and shining, like the sun on a morning like this.”

The boy stopped and pointed at the sun, which had just peeked through the buildings across the street.

“Sir, the taste. It was the best thing I’ve ever eaten. I was quite the pig. I ate the whole thing, every crumb, sir. A mouse couldn’t have found a bit to eat. I know I shouldn’t have, not all at once, but I couldn’t help myself.”

“And then, I said, very soft-like, not wanting to be rude, ‘Please, sir, may I have more?’”

The boy’s eyes got wide with wonder and excitement. “And he gave me more. A stack of them, like plates at a feast.”

“And just when I thought I ought to say a proper thank you, he vanished like chimney smoke.”

This time, the boy pointed to the coal smoke rising from the houses.

“And he says, ‘Anytime Time Traveling Pizza,’ just like that. I don’t know what it meant, but I wish he were real.”

“Then I wake up, so hungry and not anything to eat except my shoes and dust under the bed. You mentioned food, sir. Could we go? I’ll be like at church and make no more noise than a mouse. Please, sir.”

“Boo, hoo, creeek, hoo” Jeckle cried.

Ghost floated up and held out her hand. “Sure, let’s go, little sir.”

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMTTA #CharlesDickens #pastiche #DavidCopperfield #HeckleAndJeckle #Pizza
@QuasiTemporal

#TimeTravelAuthors 06/07 Saturday excerpt #Focus
#TimeTravelingGhost Part 10

The ghost and the boy walked through the waking streets of London, threading their way through the bustle of people getting ready for the day. Periodically, they heard shouts of Merry Christmas and other holiday salutations.

Ghost led the way through poor back-alley streets, past mean penny-a-day inns and crowded tenements. But she never hesitated. As long as she focused, he knew where the Cratchits lived. Arriving at a run-down house, the Ghost stopped.

“What’s your name, boy?” Ghost asked. It seemed silly to keep calling him “boy.”

“David, sir, if it pleases you, sir. David Copperfield.”

Ghost nodded, not being well-read. He didn’t recognize the name. She knew enough ghost lore to know the story “A Christmas Carol,” but there were no ghosts in “David Copperfield.”

“This is what you do, David. Knock on the door and say you have a message from Mr. Scrooge. Say he has had a change of heart, and a generous present will soon arrive. Lastly, say that Mr. Scrooge could not pay you to deliver the message, but he was sure the Cratchits would share a meal with you. You can add that line, ‘I’m so hungry,’ if you like. You do it very well. It would melt a heart of stone.”

“And you, sir. Surely you won’t run off now. I shall sorely miss you if you do.” David grabbed at Ghost’s hands, but it was like trying to catch the morning mist.

“I must; I have someone to find,” Ghost said and closed her eyes, imagining a new place and time. A woman’s name popped into her head. “I will visit her.”

Q: Who did Ghost think of, i.e., where shall we go next?

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMTTA #CharlesDickens #pastiche #AChristmasCarol #DavidCopperfield #Poll

Joan of Arc
0%
Amelia Earhart
0%
Countess Elizabeth Báthory
50%
Josephine Baker
50%
Eleanor Roosevelt
0%
Poll ended at .

#TimeTravelingGhost Episode 1: 1926: The Folies Bergère Part 1

#TimeTravelAuthors #MastoPrompt

A brightly lit street replaced the scene of grime and despair. Before me stretched an avenue thronged with people in search of tonight’s delights. Neon signs blazed above doorways, proudly naming the city’s temples of amusement. Down the boulevard, the Moulin Rouge flaunted its red windmill, turning lazily in a bath of neon. Not far from it, a grand neoclassical façade flashed a marquee in red, white, and blue:
“Casino de Paris — Maurice Chevalier — To-Night!” On a lamppost was a sketch of a woman in a skirt of bananas.

And directly before me, under the glow of neon lights, the Folies Bergère shimmered. Its sign read:

“Josephine Baker — Masquerade (Private)”

A red carpet lay unfurled across the sidewalk, cordoned off with velvet ropes. Burly attendants held back curious onlookers as men and women in fantastical costumes stepped gracefully from chauffeur-driven touring cars. Somewhere close by, I heard a pair whisper:

“Is that Hemingway?”
“No costume. So gauche.”

I stood mesmerized. So many lights! So many people! How could such opulence exist along with the squalor I had just seen?

A red-gloved hand tugged at my sleeve, and a woman’s voice, heavy with a Hungarian accent, said, “Charming a ghost. I needed a companion tonight.”

She was wearing a 17th-century-style dress of deep crimson satin, but with décolletage that was totally 1920s. It was further accented by black lace and tiny rubies or, more likely, red glass that could have been mistaken for droplets of blood in this light. Her mask was delicate, enameled porcelain, shaped like a weeping face from a church tomb.

She linked arms with me. Unlike the hand that had tugged my sleeve, it had no glove, displaying long, talon-like scarlet nails. They were hands that never worked beyond claiming what she thought was hers by right.

Having secured me, she gently took me in tow and entered the theater. The crowds parted for her with a small murmur, “The Countess.” Just as she had claimed me without regard to my wishes, she entered the building, brooking no interference.

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMTTA #JosephineBaker #CountessElizabethBáthory

#TimeTravelAuthors 06/11 #Harmony
#TimeTravelingGhost Part 12

Once inside, we were surrounded by partygoers in costumes that would have put modern cosplayers to shame: tigers in rich yellow and black outfits, a peacock woman with a full peacock’s tail, pirates flashing gold teeth, and costumes that would get you canceled today. The whole thing moved in a Folies Bergère harmony of silk and chaos.

“We are fashionably late,” my mystery date said. Her Hungarian accent made it hard to understand her. My French was already weak; add a dash of Eastern Europe and full comprehension was dicey.

The woman continued, “But we are in time for Sidney Bechet’s sweet harmonies. Shall we sit and have a cocktail or dance?”

“Sit. I don’t seem hip to any of that jive rug cutting,” I said, immediately unsure if I’d used that right.
Indeed, the dancers dansaient comme des diables, cutting loose with spins, flips, Charleston shakes, and Black Bottom hip grinds.

“Dancing is for the young, is it not? There was nothing like this when I grew up,” the Countess said. (For want of another name, I shall call her that.)

“Has Bechet shot that woman yet?” I asked.

“Oh, will he shoot someone? Divine. I must try to be there. No one tells you how dull life is if you live too long.”

A server in a risqué sequined dress arrived, and we promptly had Champagne cocktails, along with a tin of black Russian cigarettes for the Countess. She removed her mask, but I only got a hint of her appearance. The veil, appropriate for her costume, was fine black lace studded with red droplet stones; blood and shadow in perfect harmony. I could just make out her face, pale, almost as pale as the mask.

“Order what you like. I meet so few ghosts, and believe me, you are more intriguing than most. Dreadfully dull, always bent on revenge or hanging on to what they had in life. They should have worried about that when they were alive.”

She waved for two more cocktails and continued, “Mademoiselle Baker is best appreciated after a few cocktails.”

(To be continued)

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMTTA #SidneyBechet #JosephineBaker #CountessElizabethBáthory #Jazz #roaring20s

#TimeTravelAuthors 06/15 Do your characters ever use/encounter #AI.
#TimeTravelingGhost Part 13
#WSS366 #Toast

The Folies Bergère exploded with cheers as Sidney Bechet wrapped up his set. Partygoers toasted him, setting off poppers that laced the air with tinsel streamers. On the floor, dancers finished with a final Black Bottom grind, or maybe a Snakehips slide.

The Countess raised a glass. “Isten, bor, és vér—három, ami sosem hazudik.” (God, wine, and blood—three things that never lie.) “Bechet stirs the room, but she’ll set it alight.” She barely finished her toast when a slender, mocha-skinned woman glided onto the stage. Her banana skirt was as intriguing as her face.

I sat in rapt attention. Her voice, sometimes a lilting siren song, sometimes a wild, savage beat, held the room in spellbound silence. What could one say? This was a dusky goddess descended to earth.

Josephine Baker.

I would never forget that wild, tumultuous dance, the shimmying bananas, the sway, her face alight with divine pleasure and mischief.

When she finished, the room erupted. If I had thought the applause for Sidney Bechet was overwhelming, this was a tempest. Tinsel streamers flew, settling like multicolored cobwebs across the crowd.

“A toast,” the countess said, pouring from a magnum of Champagne now resting on the table.

“To the talk of Paris. Egészségedre! Egészségére!” (To your health! To her health!)

“She has fire, such spirit. I could drink of her essence all night. Just sitting here, I feel years younger. You are an American, yes? Is America not a land of machines and industry? Do you think a soulless machine could match such majesty? It could jiggle on stage; spout clever words; parrot wisdom and nonsense, maybe. But never this. God made man, the Devil, but copies it.”

I feared the Countess had drunk too much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmw5eGh888Y

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Josephine Baker's Banana Dance

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#TimeTravelAuthors 06/28 Balance
#TimeTravelingGhost Part 14

Fallen Angel

Josephine’s act ended, and Ghost sat there, stunned. More than the godlike dancing, it was the joy on Mademoiselle Baker’s face—mischievous, radiant, pure puckish abandon—that stayed with Ghost.

“Would you like to meet the goddess in person?” Countess’s voice broke the spell.

A juggler had taken the stage, balancing a plate on their nose while juggling three balls. The shift was as jarring as vaudeville following Shakespeare at the Globe. Ghost nodded, still too dazzled to trust her voice.

Countess drained her Champagne and snubbed her cigarette in the empty glass, where it briefly sizzled. “Shall we go?” she said softly. The veil had fallen again; red gems sparkled where once were crimson lips and pale skin.

She threaded unsteadily through the tables where tipsy revelers sat, pieces of costume strewn around them. Tinsel clung to her like cosmic threads, a fallen star personified, cast down but radiant still. Voices called out her name: La Comtesse de Pougy, La Duchesse de Gramont, even Madame la Comtesse. She nodded to each with gracious indifference, letting every title stand.

“Who was this woman?” Ghost wondered. The veil was only the beginning—a symbol of an identity woven from shadow. Not even her familiars agreed on her name. The dark hints she dropped made her think perhaps she was someone even older and more sinister than any of them realized. Or perhaps they ignored her subtle hints.

“Madame la Comtesse,” the stage doorman greeted us. “Here to see Mademoiselle Baker? This way, she is expecting you.”

“How are the kids, Louis?” Countess’s voice shifted; no trace of Hungarian remained. It rang with the false warmth of a politician: hearty, too familiar.

“Well, Madame. They were grateful for the gifts.”

“Good. Here is the door we can see ourselves in. Tell the wife I say hi.”

The man hurried back to his station, a smile on his face.

The Countess looked after him, and then in her Hungarian-heavy French asked me, “Do you hate kids too?”

She lit one of her black cigarettes, waiting for an answer that never came, and finally added, “Loathsome creatures. On God’s great balance wheel, less than rats.”

#LesbianHistory

Liane de Pougy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liane_de_Pougy
Élisabeth de Gramont: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89lisabeth_de_Gramont

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Liane de Pougy - Wikipedia

#TimeTravelingGhost Part 15A: Luminelle Bijou

#TimeTravelAuthors 06/27 #WSS366 #MastoPrompt 06/28

Countess—Comtesse? Duchesse?—waved for me to open Josephine Baker’s dressing room. Her gloved hand moved with languid grace, a silent reminder of who held the upper hand.

I glanced at her other hand to reassure myself of my memory. Indeed, oddly, a pale hand showed below the red sleeve of her dress. The absence of a glove could hardly be accidental, but I was unsure of the meaning.

My knock was greeted with, “Entrée.” We entered, finding Mademoiselle Baker #fanning herself before a large mirror. Cosmetics fanned across the vanity in a delta of disorder.

“Comtesse de Pougy, I was expecting you.” Mademoiselle Baker’s French had a heavy American accent. She then gave me a quizzical look. “Your friend’s a vampire, no?”

Countess replied, “A ghost. I didn’t get her name. She is a big fan. She was delightful to watch as you performed. Eyes so big, mouth so wide. Ah, to be young again.”

I was unsure about her comment. “Mouth so wide” didn’t sound like a compliment. And now that she brought it up, I wondered what my name was. “Time Traveling Ghost” and “Ghost” weren’t real names but descriptions. Instead of asking either of those, I asked a third question. “Mademoiselle Baker, how did you know I was dead?”

She tapped the mirror with the fan she had been using. “Your reflection, Mademoiselle Ghost—what may I call you?”

I looked in the mirror. Indeed, the mirror didn’t reflect me. But what caught my eye was Countess' ungloved hand. Not the ungloved hand itself, but its absence. There were red velvet sleeves, one with a gloved hand and one empty. I glanced back at her, and there was a pale hand where the mirror showed a void.

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMTTA #NMV366 #NMMP #JosephineBaker #CountessElizabethBáthory #Roaring20s

#TimeTravelingGhost Part 15B: Luminelle Bijou

#TimeTravelAuthors 06/27 #WSS366 #MastoPrompt 06/28

“Mademoiselle, she is asking your name,” Countess said.

Who was she, Countess Elizabeth Báthory? Countess Mircalla Karnstein? Marguerite Chopin? Countess? Comtesse de Pougy turned? All, some?” The names tumbled through my head.

Still puzzling over her identity, I began, “My name, I—I don’t know what…” I caught myself. I had meant to say, “I don’t know what your real name is, Countess?” But that wouldn’t do. How could I #trust that some evil might not befall me if she sensed I suspected?

My tone turned #querulous. “My name? I don’t think I have one. Mademoiselle Baker, you would honor me if you gave me one. I’d always remember your dance—and your face—whenever someone called it.”

The Countess clapped silently, fingers fluttering like moths, and exclaimed, “Charming. Quite charming. So romantic.”

Josephine touched a finger to her chin, as if pointing to the dimple in her cheek. She tilted her head, thoughtful, then smiled. “Luminelle Bijou,” she said. “Mademoiselle Luminelle Bijou. My radiant jewel. A fan I shall always remember.”

At that moment, there was a light knock at the door, followed by the doorman’s voice. “Mademoiselle Baker, a Monsieur La Rothchild is here to see you. He has some magnificent flowers.”

Josephine brought her palms together with a theatrical sigh. “Please excuse me. I must see this important person. But I am happy you came, Comtesse, and I was delighted to meet you, Mademoiselle Bijou.”

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMTTA #NMV366 #NMMP #JosephineBaker #CountessElizabethBáthory #Roaring20s

#TimeTravelingGhost Part 16: Names

#TimeTravelAuthors 06/29

Once out in the hall, Countess turned to me. “You have been a delightful companion. Thank you ever so much…” She paused. “Mademoiselle Bijou.”

Was there a hint of mockery there? I was unsure.

“But now, we must part ways,” she continued. “These days, I dine alone. I do hope that doesn’t disappoint you.”

Not at all. I welcomed the parting. That was when I decided: I didn’t like this woman. Not that I regretted meeting her. After all, she had introduced me to Mademoiselle Baker, but I could do without her future company.

“Comtesse? May I know your full name?” Parting made the question feel safe.

“But of course. I am presently la princesse Ghika. Here at the Folies, I am la comtesse de Pougy—or simply Pougy, to friends.”

She laid her ungloved hand on my arm; it was soft and warm—unexpectedly human. With her other hand, she drew back her veil, revealing a matronly face: no longer young, but not yet old.

“Until we meet again, Mademoiselle Luminelle Bijou.” And this time, the mockery was unmistakable.

Her veil dropped. I thought I heard, “or even Elizabeth.” But perhaps I imagined it.

So—where next?

#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMTTA #NMMP #CountessElizabethBáthory #Roaring20s

Amila Earhart
0%
Joan of Arc
0%
The Hindenburg
66.7%
Titanic
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Keep it in this “historical” tone.
33.3%
Return to the sillies.
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Poll ended at .
Stay "historic" and off to the Hindenburg. Must read up a little on it.

#TimeTravelingGhost Part 17: Episode 2: 1937: The Hindenburg Part A

#TimeTravelAuthors 7/3. What are your characters fighting for?

The backstage faded, half there and half not. The Countess’s form receded in a haze. I paused to reflect on her. I didn’t hate her, but I certainly didn’t like her. She had been subtly cruel and hinted at a deeper darkness, but I had enjoyed her company, which made me realize that my ghostly existence might be very lonely.

Last time, I wished to be in Paris during an era of bright lights and gaiety. I had appeared at the Folies Bergère. That was as bright and gay as it could get. If time travel worked like that, you make a wish, and poof, you were there. Then why not do it again?

“I would like to go somewhere where I can find a friend. Someone who can come with me on my travels.” That would be nice, while I tried to figure out who I was—why I existed.

“I want to meet a fellow traveler!”

The last traces of the backstage faded, revealing a brilliantly lit room. I blinked, then assessed my new surroundings.
#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMTTA #NMV366

@NaraMoore You went wild with the costumes...! Nice work.

@NaraMoore HA. I was just thinking those entries were getting very meta, and here we are. thanks for the reference. One can also refer to me as QT for a number of reasons I shant get into.

Though @juliebihn is the master of time travel with cheese, at least so far as calzones go.

@QuasiTemporal @juliebihn

You said you wanted to be the time traveling pizza guy so I did it. Now at least virtually you are.

And what this about calazone

@NaraMoore @QuasiTemporal I wrote a short story called "Turtle Day, or Kate Malone and the Magic Calzone," about a slacker pizza shop worker who accidentally creates a calzone that lets her travel back in time. It's the funniest thing I've ever written. Available in this anthology:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BN55WWS9

Amazon.com

@NaraMoore I love your writing style! Well done!

Love this! My favorite part was:

“Crarrk, Cawwk, boo, hiss.” #HeckleAndJeckle screamed as they threw food at the girls and random bystanders.

Thank you for sharing, @NaraMoore !

@NaraMoore I can understand making everything up for time travel. Like even historical fiction writers make mistakes, soooo
@NaraMoore Anya is so cute!
@juliebihn
She is.

@juliebihn

She has a few lines coming up. I have a small jot list of things to fit in as the story develops. There is NO unifying plot to these serials.

@NaraMoore @sfwrtr @ShadowPlay @plush_bot I'm wondering if "the voices" started the story....

@juliebihn @sfwrtr @ShadowPlay

I'm sorry I don't understand the question.

@juliebihn @sfwrtr @ShadowPlay

Do you mean the ghosts?

They have yet to contribute to this story or Time Manager. They have helped occasionally with "For Love of a Konbini Idol."

Plushie have helped with other stories.

@NaraMoore @QuasiTemporal How can that POSSIBLY be the worst story here? The bar can't be that high, can it? (Welcome!)

@juliebihn @QuasiTemporal

"Wee Lass" has a grudge. I am not responsible for her views.

@NaraMoore Oh, that could be interesting.... I wonder if you can summon your own ghost? Who can time travel back to prevent its death? Now I'm confused.

@QuasiTemporal

Glad you brought the point up. I mean, this is the person who ignored the time paradox in the past.

#wss366 #Scout 5/19 (#TimeManager Part 11)

A “man” walked up to Poe on his hands. His feet straight up in the air and head protruding from his ass.

“Ich seche faces as wex, wroght to be wondred at,” As the man spoke, a long forked tongue shot out of his mouth holding a contract.

Poe stared at the contract the “person” thrust at him, saying, “I’m not signing my soul away!”

Raven cackled, “He’s a talent SCOUT.”

“For what? I can’t sing, dance, or act.”

Raven spoke to the “man,” “He desireth to witen wherfore.”

The man replied, “For Sire Alfrede’s Fyneste Fendes Melle. He sholde winne muchel worship.”

Raven translated, “For Sir Alfred’s Ultimate Freak Show. He would be a great success.” Raven began cackling again. “Worship! That be rich.”

“Me? Not the talking raven?” Poe was astonished.

“Yes, you. The man who writes poems to dead women and talks to ravens at midnight.”

Poe flicked Raven.

“I’ll tell him,” Raven said indignantly.

“Nay. His wille ne draweth thider.”

“Meetes and herberwe yiven. Haluepeni the mone. Ne shalt do bettre þan þat,” the man replied.

Raven translated, “Meals and lodging provided. Halfpenny a month. Won’t do better than that.”

“He’s crazy. I’m not a freak and a halfpenny a month! He can stick it up his ass!” Poe was bristling.

“His ass is in use, and I am not translating,” Raven said.

Poe shook his head vigorously.

The man shrugged and walked off, muttering, “Warlockes ben wondere wights. Were he min, ich wolde wasshen his muð mid sape.”

“He says, ‘Warlocks are weird creatures, and he would wash your mouth out with soap if you were his kid.’”

#MiddleEnglish
#MicroFiction #NMPrompts #NMV366 #NotDrabble #TimeTravelAuthors #NMTTA

#wss366 #Legion 5/22 (#TimeManager Part 12)

Unsigned contract in hand, Poe looked around. The light from the bonfire cast a ruddy glow over the LEGION of odd creatures doing a line dance around it.

Breaking away from the dance, a giant humanoid with gnarled knees and elbows approached. It was wearing a t-shirt reading “LEGION of the Damned.”

“Ty ow kelwel ama?” he said. “Dynnergh dhis.”

Poe looked up at him, and TM’s eyes spun with astonishment.

Unastonished Raven replied, “My hanow yw Nara Moore; yma Poe gans me. Hag an tus hav owelyow a ‘ros hag eur yw Mergh-Tyams. Yma ni ow kelwel ev TM.”

****

“Me a veu Tra Drôk Gamm,” Giant said.

“What’d he say?” Poe tapped Raven with the contract.

““Welcome. My name is “Gnarly Bad Thing.” — And I forgith your signature on that contract if you hit me again.”

Raven escaped to TM’s shoulder.

TM greeted Raven. “Ah, now, ‘Man, who’s got the eyes of wheel an’ hour,’ is it? Well, thank ye kindly. I’ve a fondness for that sort o’ talk. You’ve a grand way with the Cornish.”

“My head hurts,” Poe said, pulling out an empty laudanum bottle, then clutched his head.

“Crarrrk crrak crek,” Raven chortled.

TM translated “Raspberry.”

#MiddleCornish #Cornish
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@NaraMoore So "Nara Moore" ="Gnarly Bad Thing" in Cornish, eh? Good to know, good to know...

@asakiyume

Nara Moore is Nara Moore in every language

Tra Drôk Gamm == Gnarly Bad Thing.

@NaraMoore Ahahaha, that makes more sense!

@asakiyume

Raven looks at you funny,

"Dhe bysow ny dhisplegy vyth

That be my name in 12th-centry Cornish.

To worlds, it shall unfold nevermore.

@NaraMoore

**impressed**

How/when/where did you learn 12 c Cornish?!

@NaraMoore @QuasiTemporal Whoa; that language is a trip!

@juliebihn @QuasiTemporal

Middle English. I like playing with language in my writing.

@NaraMoore @QuasiTemporal
I want this story in anime form. Now…=)

@ixtlidekami @QuasiTemporal

Producer, I want the money for that RIGHT now!

@NaraMoore @QuasiTemporal
We sent the check via telegram. The GPS says that the telegram is somewhere in either Siberia or the Amazon, but it will get to you soon. Worry not…=)

@ixtlidekami @QuasiTemporal

Haven't heard from you in a while. Did the food trucks do you in finally. Not the food, we know about your cast iron stomach. The tires.

Roll roll roll we go
Gently down the road.

Did you know they banch them and pretend they are fish in the fish tacos.

@NaraMoore
They tried but sadly failed. I'm still standing, but life, the universe, and everything will keep on trying to finish me off for the foreseeable future…=)

I hate the tramitology at hospitals, btw… but one must do what one must do to keep the free service, meds, etc…=)

@NaraMoore @QuasiTemporal This made me laugh. And also, I can picture it so clearly.