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Donald Draper level of marketing genius
Tomas Vondra@beyondmachines1 I'd like to report a typo. The "die" got autocorrected to "start" or something.
@tomasv that's AI autocorrect for you 🤷
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Nabil Tannerian 🤨@enthraxxx @beyondmachines1 @nith0u m'en fous, j'ai le déhanché pour passer ces portiques sans me faire castrer 💅🏻
Robert Kist 🇦🇹🇸🇬@beyondmachines1 big ideas start on napkins, in eye-to-eye discussions, or as crazy prototypes.
Then someone turns them into a gazillion Jira tickets. Random people implement tasks. You're lucky if anyone still remembers the big picture. You get bogged down in bureaucracy, but you have a "burn down" to tell you that you're still making progress. By the end of the week there are 83 new tickets but nobody knows how they all add together to a meaningful whole... yay, Jira!
@kwramm That's the corporatization of an idea. Any tool would do - even post-it.
Bjornsdottirs@beyondmachines1 Why are Atlassian advertising in public? #lang_en
Alex Orloff@beyondmachines1 successful big ideas end in Jira, that's for sure
Michael Horne@beyondmachines1 I don't get the hate for Jira. It's a perfectly reasonable piece of issue-tracking software that absolutely gets in the way most of the time but we put up with it because who can be bothered to replace it...
Oh...
Hylke Bons 🥜@beyondmachines1 they start with Jira and what happens next mf’ers? 🪿
David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*)@beyondmachines1 I saw a LinkedIn ad for something that claimed some large percentage of people thought it was better than JIRA. And my only thought was ‘if that’s the most positive thing you can find to say about your product, I hope I never have to use it’.
aburka 🫣@beyondmachines1 ok, so it's something that makes it slightly more annoying and expensive to get where you were going, prevents you from going back if you made a mistake, exists mostly to track metrics for people in suits, and can be easily circumvented if you don't mind breaking the rules. Yeah checks out.
Billy O'Neal@beyondmachines1 @sbi I saw the original on the shit bird site and don't know who to credit but:
Therapist: What do we do when we are feeling overwhelmed?
Me: Create a JIRA ticket
Therapist: no
sbi@malwareminigun @beyondmachines1 Years ago, I saw one there, too:
*it's way too early in the morning*
*you start your machine to begin working*
*you open Jira*
Jira: You have issues.
You: Thanks, Jira, I knew that.
*it's way too early in the morning*
*you start your machine to begin working*
*you open Jira*
Jira: You have issues.
You: Thanks, Jira, I knew that.