Ben

Great news for all you lovers of *checks notes*...... piss bread?

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/pee-from-runners-at-the-london-marathon-is-going-to-be-turned-into-fertilizer-for-wheat/

#running
#wee
#bread

Pee From Runners at the London Marathon is Going to Be Turned into Fertilizer for Wheat

Stricken by jitters and filled up with water for a long race, thousands of runners run to the toilets long before the marathon begins.

Good News Network
May 7, 2025 at 9:07pmWeb
Show threadBenMay 7, 2025
WEE-T! WEE-T! HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED WEE-T!?
Show threadPaul DryeMay 7, 2025
@TheBreadmonkey We're not angry, just disappointed.
Show threadWild Eyed Boy From FreecloudMay 7, 2025
@TheBreadmonkey They really should use it to make beer, and complete the cycle!
Show threadPaul DryeMay 7, 2025
@TheBreadmonkey Also:
Show threadbazkie 👩🏼‍💻 bitplanes 🎵May 7, 2025
@TheBreadmonkey so I guess the successor to gamer girl piss is athlete girl piss? it's probably a lot more salty 😅
Show threadeconadsMay 8, 2025
@TheBreadmonkey this puts me asking male guests to piss in the compost heap to shame.