New gender-neutral greeting just dropped ...
@Natasha_Jay My name is maub and I support this greeting.
@Natasha_Jay this integrates perfectly with "later, taters"
@Natasha_Jay the ever-versatile “yo” may be replaced as my default
@Natasha_Jay your little tots are adorable.
Yeah, works on every level.
@Natasha_Jay Who doesn't love potatoes? That's gotta be a compliment.
@Natasha_Jay That’s what my boss says when he comes in. 😮
@Natasha_Jay
The vegan-friendly version of "What's shakin', bacon?"
@Natasha_Jay And “goodbye” is “stay fresh, cheese bags”
@acb @Natasha_Jay that one truly is one of the classics 🙌
@Natasha_Jay gotta include the sticker. "what's cooking, five dollar potatoes?"
@Natasha_Jay Should've suggested that to the cis man who aggressively demanded to know what he should call me if he shouldn't call me ma'am this weekend.
@Natasha_Jay rent free etc.

@mrsbeanbag @Natasha_Jay

My new hello and goodbye.

I love this place.

@mrsbeanbag @Natasha_Jay came here making sure this was posted in response. lol
@mrsbeanbag @Natasha_Jay love that this meme still lives on so many years after Ashens' video
@damianogerli @Natasha_Jay oh i didn't realise it was Ashens. i used to use it at work. i don't know if that's a factor in why i don't work there anymore.
@Natasha_Jay Shouldn't that say "Who's cooking $5 potatoes?"
@Natasha_Jay Oh hi.
So, how are you holding up?
Because I'm a potato.
*Slow claps*
@Natasha_Jay *angry German noises*
@Natasha_Jay oh my science, I am USIN' THAT!

@Natasha_Jay

Oh... Shit... That's amazing.

I'm using this tomorrow at standup.

@Natasha_Jay I‘m vegetarian, pota toes are nothing for me.
@Natasha_Jay
Close with "later, taters"
@Natasha_Jay @yayKM doesn’t it sound a little bit passive-aggressive when you refer to someone as “$5 potato”?
@alex idk. that's a pertty expensive root @Natasha_Jay @yayKM

@Natasha_Jay Is this for folks who are an absolute potato in the kitchen?

Asking for... a friend 🥹

@Natasha_Jay who on earth would design a front cover with typography which completely ignores the binding dimensions of the book
@Natasha_Jay in Danish: Hva' så, kartofler?
@Natasha_Jay in Italian saying to someone they're a potato ("patata") means telling them they're beautiful in (generally) a harassing way (e.g. "che bella patata" -> lit. what a nice potato). Why? Because potato is a slang for vagina. I guess something like beaver in English

@Natasha_Jay I love it when the question is answered immediately.

It's like those YouTube videos where the title is a question and the thumbnail answers it in one word like "yes"