Someone knocked all my shampoo bottles down. I asked the cat, but he didn't know either.
@catsalad clearly he's innocent, just look at those eyes ​
@catsalad They say that humans are the only creatures capable of lying, but there's also cats.
@catsalad With an angelic face like that I would believe him too 
@catsalad "You were not supposed to fill my spot with litter. Put is somewhere else."
@catsalad some mysteries may never be solved...
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Somehow its always the orange ones
@catsalad world's most innocent loaf boy
@catsalad Wow he's like "Why are you looking at me suspiciously, human? You thought I did those things?"
@catsalad
Don't put your shit on the cat shelf and you won't have this problem.
@catsalad ah, he must have been taking a nap
@catsalad @JoeMoose517 I’m pretty sure this reeks of AI slop. That’s not a real cat & the rest of that bathroom doesn’t make sense.
@Drub @JoeMoose517 I hope not.. not the cat photos too :(
@Drub Oh no, seriously? Dammit. Thanks for the heads up.
@catsalad "They were like that when I got here."
@catsalad what i wanna know is how the hell he even got up there in the first place...!!??!?