Some day, historians will use my toot history to document my incline into madness.

I wouldn't say I've been suffering from it Bob.

I wonder if I could pull off a tophat.
The feminine urge to run away into the wilderness; build a massive criminal empire; then return to topple society.

Just think... If I had had the ability to memorize physics equations, or access to a biology class that didn't involve dissecting things, or a robotics class... I could've been a mad scientist by now...

And you could've been one of my minions.

#ButterflyEffect ?