Everything Macron does here is calculated. It's the difference between leaving no tip and leaving a nickel as a tipโ€”the latter is a no-ambiguity message, "This wasn't oversight, it was a deliberate choice"

And it's not just that Macron doesn't shake Trump's hand, it's that his hand moves to Zelenskyy's back after letting Trump hang in midair

The contrast between his admiration for one man and contempt for the other couldn't be clearer

No 'fuck you' can compete with a French fuck you

@kims Macron, the current leader of the free world.
@AinsleyLowbeer @kims
I'm very much not a fan of his domestic politics, but damn it he's handling international relations well. President of the EU country with a permanent seat in the Security Council is a good position for him in these times.

@Gurre @AinsleyLowbeer @kims 'E's a racist, classist, unbearable full of himself cunt, but he's our* racist, classist, unbearable full of himself cunt.

*What passes for the free world, now that the USA have thrown in the towel and gone full fash.

@Illuminatus @Gurre @AinsleyLowbeer @kims
and in Canada, we have Doug Ford, the Premier of Ontario. He's an asshole, but he's a patriotic, won't bow to Trump and not supportive of the current federal Con (pretty much Fascist) govt. So he's OUR asshole.
@Illuminatus @Gurre @AinsleyLowbeer @kims all democracy is about choosing the least worst option and hoping the choices this time are better than the choices last time.
@Gurre Same here, as a german. He is really good with this kind of stuff. Nevertheless I'm not sure how much is it "all talk and no action". Will he follow up these strong gestures with corresponding action?
I have a bit of doubt... too much ego and presenting himself a "strong man" in my opinion. Wish he'd proof me wrong.
@AinsleyLowbeer @kims

@hope_n_beauty

I trust that the Charles de Gaulle legacy of an independent France combined with today's strong bond of EU will lead to the EU mounting a strong defense independently of the US in the next four years.

We'll have to see what happens if the US can shake off their authoritarian phase and if AOC and Sanders manage to mount a social democratic strong block within the government...???

If not Europe's bond grows tighter.

@Gurre @AinsleyLowbeer @kims

@Gurre @AinsleyLowbeer @kims
In case you mean President of the EU Commission: I'd take him over a spineless creature like von der Leyen any damn day. Come to think of it, I don't know anything about Costa...
@AinsleyLowbeer @kims if there is a true leader at site, it is Zelenskiy.
@AinsleyLowbeer @kims current leader of the free world without a majority in his own parliament, to be precise.

@kims

It is clearly intentional and it feels good inside.

@Ba_Dang @kims and so neatly (english spelling ๐Ÿ˜ฌ) done, smooth

@Kaetchi @kims

Macron ๐Ÿ‘Œ

@Ba_Dang @kims he has the โ€œje ne sais quoiโ€๐Ÿ˜‚
@kims Fuck You to Trump, and We Got You to Ukraine. As it should be.

@kims "After the cardinal announced the handshake, Trump listened to what his wife Melania said to him and began shaking hands with other world leaders around him, including Emmanuel Macron"

https://france.news-pravda.com/en/france/2025/04/26/30779.html

After the cardinal announced the handshake, Trump listened to what his wife Melania said to him and began shaking hands with other world leaders around him, including Emmanuel Macron

After the cardinal announced the handshake, Trump listened to what his wife Melania said to him and began shaking hands with other world leaders around him, including Emmanuel Macron.Photo: Dan Kitwood / Getty Images

Pravda France

"This means that President Donald Trump of the US (in French, ร‰tats-Unis) will not sit next to President Volodymyr Zelenskyy of Ukraine, but could be positioned between the African states of Eswatini and Ethiopia, and not far from French President Emmanuel Macron, who has lately been Trump's major critic."

https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2025/04/25/trump-and-zelenskyy-to-sit-apart-at-popes-funeral-as-organisers-opt-for-french-alphabetica

Trump and Zelenskyy apart at pope's funeral by French seating order

The pope's funeral will be held in a tense geopolitical climate, and Vatican officials are facing a complicated diplomatic chessboard. #EuropeNews

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@kims
-En 2022, c'est le mรชme macron qui ร  dit: "il ne faut pas humilier la Russie" C'est un guignol qui s'agite devant les camรฉras!
-In 2022, it is the same Macron who said: "we must not humiliate Russia" It is a joker who fiddles in front of the cameras!
https://www.radiofrance.fr/franceinter/podcasts/geopolitique/geopolitique-du-lundi-06-juin-2022-6792506
Emmanuel Macron et lโ€™ยซ humiliation ยป de la Russie : retour sur une polรฉmique

En rรฉpรฉtant quโ€™il ne fallait pas ยซ humilier ยป la Russie, Emmanuel Macron a suscitรฉ une vive rรฉaction des dirigeants ukrainiens ; de quoi fragiliser la diplomatie franรงaise pour les derniรจres semaines de la prรฉsidence du Conseil de lโ€™Union europรฉenne et susciter de la mรฉfiance.

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@kims @harld rhe message'you don't matter' could not have been clearer and was there for all to see.
Interesting is that the Vatican diplomacy plays a vital roll here. On moments like these they are all over the place. The chairs are normally not in At St Pieters.
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@kims He looks like the leaning tower of Pisa with those platform heels.
@kims The French can smile fuck you so well. Macron well done!
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El Macron le ha hecho la cobra al Trump! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
@kims Ya, if you can kick #Putin out of #Ukraine with a pulled handshake, congratulations. Otherwise I would suggest something a bit more military.

@kims

Yes itโ€™s been apparent for some time that Macronโ€™s foreign policy is Make Europe France Again ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

@kims Macron loves Donald and slobbers all over him every time they hang out. I think you've misread this one.
@kims that is breathtakingly elegant. I love it!

@kims

Nice ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx

@kims Very cool move by Macron. Among other motives, he probably didn't want to engage in the undignified arm wrestling that trump forces on him when they meet.
They were seen later shaking hands at the Sign of Peace during the funeral mass.
@kims In T's world this will translate into Macron was 'too preoccupied' but apologized & shook hands after the camera was turned off :p
@kims And thatโ€™s the limit of it. Then he will go about doing his horrible usual governance and pleasing the French right.
@kims Wow, did i enjoy this ๐Ÿ˜
@kims @kcarruthers This reminded me of how the First Lady of Poland, Agata Kornhauser-Duda, handled Trump a few years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uw6VKpbqp0
President Donald Trump Gets Snubbed By Polandโ€™s First Lady Agata Kornhauser-Duda | CNBC

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@kims
Never try to beat the French at contemptโ€ฆ
@kims That's some slick shit... There's really no other way to describe it.
@kims Stand up ๐Ÿ’ช
@kims https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gux-OsDIlPgvKQOq9VKhlyQu3e_UXwp1/view?usp=sharing
I think even Trump got the message and that says something. Would his nuclear protection shield have failed under papal spiritual powers?
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@kims I believe it's pronounced "Va te faire niquer"
@kims I believe, more than calculated, this was characteristically honest.
@kims
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
@kims ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
@kims now this is awesome
Congrats to Macron and Zelensky
@kims You described that so well - great analogy. Yes, Macron did that beautifully.
@kims tRump is looking increasingly like a bloated dodderer.