Wouter "wouter215" MintenPonders-the-Orb tours the Imperial City and is immediately distracted when he finds a strange note...
Ponders is on the (burning-)trail! 🛣️🔥
The landscape outside the Imperial City looks great in the #Remaster of #Oblivion. So far, it seems they haven't messed up #Frankenstein -s #monster -ing the #Gamebryo & #UE5 engines.
On his way to Hircine's Shrine, Ponders encounters:
1. A wolf 🐺
2. A runestone 🀄
3. An Alyeid Well 🪄🧝🪣
4. A beautiful waterfall 🌊⛰️⤵️
Hey there fellow hunters, have you seen any suspicious notes around?
"The Horned Fiend srine is thy goal" Ponders reads, he immidiately thinks of Clavicus Vile, a Deadric Prince often depicted as having horns. 👿
Then the quest popup says, "Nope, Wrong, Idiot, it's obviously Molag Bal's Shrine..."
Man, Molag Bal's cultists are such nice people!
Strange how none of these cultists notice these Mythic Dawn notes... 📜🌅
Ponders thinks to himself,
Larsius meeting the bay... City full of decay... Old Women... Detroit?
Larsius meeting the bay... City full of decay... Old Women... Detroit?
What was all that "City full of decay" about, Ponders thinks to himself, Bravil looks way better than Detroit!
Ponders cheers to himself in delight! A chance at a pub-crawl in Bravil! 🍻
And Ponders has a way with Shy women. 🫢
Ponders finds no Dunmer women in Silverhome on the Water, so he half-drunkenly sets out for the other inn, The Lonely Suitor Lodge.
There he does find the good lady, time for him to work his magic! 🦎😘🧝♀️
With a hangover and a black eye from the Dunmer lady, Ponders sets out for Mingo Cave...
...Does this cult drip look familiar?...
Ponders is beginning to think it might not've been a good idea to bring the Amulet of Kings to this club... ♦️🏅
Smells like fresh bacon in here, what's cooking lads?
How does one "activate" a pile of wood? If only this stripper in the cage would sop whining so that Ponders could think! 🕺
Ponders would feel guilty about burning an Imperial Soldier alive, but the crispy long-pork cuts were soooo good! 🔥🥓
But on the even more plus side: Free weapons and armor spell!
Ponders wanders the cave wearing his brand new drip!
A poor cultist got got by a cave-in.
