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#OnACompleteTangent...

What's that #Thing a #Company does when it #Takes your #Money and then #Delivers what you #ToldThemTo within 24-hours...? With an #Additional 15%-#Discount... Just for being #SuperAwesome™️...?

That's #Fulfilment, right...?

#YouKnow who uses #LotRO as a #Benchmark for #Anything...? #NoOne; because, #NoOneCares...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

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There was an #Omen, which is a #LotLike a #Prophecy...

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Among our #InitialObservations:

1: #TheOmen fits on a #Lap, which is #VeryGoodDesign for a #Laptop... #IT fulfils #ITs #DesignBrief #QuiteSatisfactorily

2: #TheScreen is #AbsolutelyEyePoppinglyGorgeous...

And, 3: We #Still have #ZeroNeed of the #GitHubCoPilot; we've #AlreadyGot #MichaelFassbender as #MyPersonalCoPilot... He was #DemocraticallyElected and #Everything...

#HappyPenguinDay...!

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#IT's #Still a #StillAliveSaturday...!

The #FreshPotOfCoffee is #KickingIn...

#TheOmen is #Still #BeingPrepared for the #DigitalSwitchOver from #TheOldWorkHorse, #Alienware; but, there's #NoRush... #TheOldWorkHorse's #PhasedRetirement is #ExactlyThat - a #PhasedRetirement...

#SecondaryObservations:

1: The #Bloatware is #Manageable; #EasilyStripped and #Dumped;

2: #DeBadging #TheOmen is #AlsoSimple; #Intel and #nvidia can #Carry their own #Marketing without #MyAssistance; and,

3: #TheOmenGamingHub; #Man... #OhMan...

#HP has done a #NiceJob; we're #LookingForward to our 15%-#SpringDiscount - just for being #SuperAwesome™️

#HappyHappy #InternationalSculptureDay...!

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#Oh... #AndAnotherThing...

The #SpringDiscount also #Pays for the #Windows11Pro #Upgrade and the #CommensurateDockingStation; because, #TheOmen just doesn't have #AllThePorts that #TheOldWorkHorse does #Natively...

But, that's #OK; because, the #SpringDiscount #CoversTheCost and the 14"-#FormFactor #Laptop #Fits on a #Lap, while #Wearing #ShortShorts... And, there is #ZeroRisk of your #LegsCatchingFire....

#See... There was a #Plan... #AllAlong...

#ITHelps being a #Professional, aye... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#HappyHappy #InternationalSculptureDay...!

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And, #AsIfByMagick; the #CommensurateDockingStation #Appeared...

While we're #GettingReady for #SomeHardCore #Skyrimming...

#IT's #VeryCivilised...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#BTW: #IT's #TheLittleDetails that make #AllTheDifference... The #QualityOfLife #Improvements are #Small; but, #Significant...

#Like having a #Dedicated #HashtagButton; #So that we can #HashtagAllTheThings... #IT's #NiceAndBig, too... With an #Accent...

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