Selected 'important' moments from a #2KidsRoom episode with #BangChan and #Hyunjin:
HJ: I think "Red Lights" captured all of our chemistry
BC: I was really excited for it. To be able to do all this with Hyunjin, who I love so much. I felt that during our MV shoot too.
HJ: But ever since our trainee days, you've been the one to teach me about sexiness.
BC: remember the "teacher and student thing we did"?
HJ: Like being sexy musically.
BC: Ah ah ah
(Huh okay what was the 'teacher and student" sexiness thing guys? Since it's not about music, apparently.)
#Hyunjin: So really, you're my teacher of sexiness.
#BangChan: yeah, my apprentice!
...
#Seungmin: when Hyunjin's really tired and sleepy, Bang Chan finds that so adorable ... Overall, Bang Chan just finds Hyunjin so adorable.
BC: I think Hyunjin's so adorable. Even more nowadays. It drives me crazy. What do I do? Even when he's practicing, everything about him is so adorable.
HJ: I'm in trouble.
#BangChan: I've always liked hugging people, but there are two people in our team especially. Number one is #Seungmin. Number two is #Hyunjin. I just really like hugging. Seungmin's already given up, but Hyunjin sometimes resists.
HJ: [mimes a cute struggle against being hugged which I'm pretty sure makes BC want to hug him more]
BC: and besides that, when Hyunjin's focused on something, it's so sexy.
HJ: Really?
BC: like, man ... What do I do with this guy?
#Hyunjin: [kinda does a whole body shiver while making a loud noise & then a sharp intake of breath]
#BangChan: there's this clip I really like ... It's a clip of you drinking water ... [demonstrates how Hyunjin aggressively drinks the water] ... But I love that.
HJ: I need to change that now.
It's just a teensy bit startling how #BangChan is telling #Hyunjin how adorable & sexy he is, and how this is personally challenging for Bang Chan.
Hyunjin seems simultaneously flustered & delighted & a little bit surprised.
Unclear whether he's surprised at Bang Chan expressing this at all, or just that he's doing it on video.
Also Hyunjin is so fucking gorgeous with the pink sweater & the blond hair & the expensive earring that is one of a pair gifted to him by Bang Chan.
As fun as it is to imagine an 8-person polycule, most of the time I know that's ridiculous.
But godsdammit, these children are ridiculous in so many other ways. So perhaps they can also be ridiculous in an 8-person polycule way.
Successful polycules require lots of scheduling & effort & open communication & honesty & emotional maturity.
Oh no now I'm imagining that skz staff includes a Polycule Wrangler to organise schedules, mediate issues, etc
Or maybe one of the #skz members can be Polycule Wrangler.
#BangChan is highly organised but also tends to be sensitive & emotional & is already way too overworked.
I could see #Seungmin as Polycule Wrangler. He's very organized, always plans things out & follows through on plans.
The other members say he's the best at listening to them & keeping their secrets.
He also seems pretty calm & unflappable.
It feels like something he'd do as an act of service to express love
Uh I just kinda jumped from #BangChan / #Hyunjin to #skzOT8 without explanation huh?
The missing link in that logic chain is that it's almost impossible for me to imagine each #skz member in an exclusive relationship with only one other skz member.
So I get enthusiastic about Hyunjin / #I_N, & Bang Chan / #Seungmin.
And then Bang Chan explains how he's horny for Hyunjin.
& I watch other videos in which Seungmin & #Changbin are being excessively cuddly with each other.
& all of this inspires thoughts of each of them having multiple relationships with other members.
I'm not necessarily imagining that they all have 7 boyfriends.
Just that they could all have more than 1 boyfriend, if they wanted to.
(Personally, if I was any #skz member, I'd want all the others to be my boyfriends.)
Wait wait I just remembered that this #2KidsRoom episode was filmed not long after #Hyunjin talked about how he was having to cope with shirtless men constantly wandering around his apartment.
he also shared a story about #BangChan & #Changbin being cute & aegyo when interacting with each other.
& Hyunjin said that Bang Chan was shirtless during this particular interaction with Changbin
Which didn't seem especially relevant to the story, but does underline how #Hyunjin notices when #BangChan is shirtless.
Combine that with Hyunjin's 'complaint' about how #3RACHA members tend to not wear a lot of clothes when at home
& that episode of Idol Human Theatre where Bang Chan complains that the members don't want to accept the love he offers them at home
& Hyunjin tells him he needs to wear CLOTHES if he wants his love accepted
ANYWAY I just started watching this video again and realized that I'd missed a bit from the very start of the video
#Hyunjin: You were naked so I slapped your butt. [mimes butt slap] Chan!
#BangChan: Yeah! [pleased and happy]
HJ: After that schedule, I kept thinking about it on the way home. I kept wondering how to put it so you wouldn't be hurt. Remember when I slapped your butt, drank water and said, "Oh! Chan!"
Waaaait a minute...
If this part of the conversation occurred immediately *after* the part where Bang Chan got incoherent about the sexy way in which Hyunjin drinks water
And Hyunjin is following up with a story about BC being naked (again), HJ slapping his butt, then drinking water
(And also miming the butt-slapping and water-drinking)
And then we get a #SKZSussyCut implying that Excessively Gay Shit is happening yet again, and we can't include it in the video
Speaking of butts:
#Changbin demonstrates a typical #Hyunjin pose
#Felix and #Seungmin pay close attention
Check out that level of focus
(Also Felix is wearing #Bbokari slippers, and Seungmin is wearing #PuppyM slippers, and both of them are wearing white knee-socks)
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxlGw4WGW5bJcaGc6yqkHosm1rdkosYtii
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