NewsThumpNEWS! Pope loses will to live after meeting JD Vance https://newsthump.com/2025/04/21/pope-loses-will-to-live-after-meeting-jd-vance/
Frank Heijkamp@newsthump That sounds about right.
Lee Colleton@alterelefant @newsthump Glad he didn't kick it "88 420"
Way to hold out that extra day, dude ↙️↙️↙️
@sleepylemur @newsthump Fair point, good timing.
Bob Downie
Angela Scholder@geomannie @newsthump LOL! I just posted somewhere else I had a flashback of Liz Truss and I was an the Queen.
MasterDimHillbilly Eulogy ?
Retepkce 🐈@newsthump I think Franciscus did not say "Thank you" quite enough...
Kenneth John Bardsley
Kethianna@newsthump a bit too soon... although your comment is funny.
Anthony Lee (Created Hey.Cafe)@Kethianna @newsthump Why? It’s fully accurate!
amalia
Chasalin
@newsthump oh, I missed they did meet yesterday for a few minutes.
dark_stang@chasalin @newsthump
"Vance had a brief, private encounter with the Pope at his residence, there were no details, no photos, and no official mention" from the article you posted.
"Vance had a brief, private encounter with the Pope at his residence, there were no details, no photos, and no official mention" from the article you posted.
Rickd6@chasalin @newsthump an interesting coincidence- when I saw your post all it said was-
Pope ghosts JDVance - an interesting take on reality.
Pope ghosts JDVance - an interesting take on reality.
Vee
Barbara Sliwinska@newsthump let him go to moscow and meet putin 💡
Sara Vescovi@newsthump exactly!
Fat_Farang@newsthump This won my Guffaw of the Day Award.
distincte&clare
Wilfried Klaebe
Ulli@newsthump
That is always happening, if „the pure Evil“ is meeting an already ill pope…
That is always happening, if „the pure Evil“ is meeting an already ill pope…
🌴 Seph 💭 👾@newsthump Or did he kill him? Can't have a woke pope disrupting their plans after all.
seibelsays@newsthump @vextaur I had this same thought. Never mind the guy had been convalescing for a while, refusing to meet was an embarrassment and can't have that. I've always been cynical, but I feel like I'm reaching new lows these days.
@seibelsays @newsthump Kinda wish his last visitor had been Putin, then it'd've been easier to tell
Kid Mania@seibelsays @newsthump @vextaur
"...I've always been cynical, but I feel like I'm reaching new lows these days..."
I can relate.
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"It has always seemed to me that my existence consisted purely and exclusively of nothing but the most outrageous nonsense."
- Thomas Ligotti
Gatekeeper..Bwahahaha
charlesmagne1When you face the Death Star it is surely time to go…
Urban Hermit@newsthump Vance, the VP who attends state funerals before they die. (..still needs work..)
ErinMC2
Edelruth In The Wrong TimelineQuite the photo.
@newsthump I wish I could interpret Vance's posture and the look on his face!🤔
Hippy Steve"I wonder where the bathrooms are in this place... I really need to take a dump."
mmalcAlternatively:
Pope Francis got the last laugh in meeting with JD Vance by replacing traditional comfy seating with hardback chairs. "There was plenty of wood in the furniture," said a Vatican spokesperson, “But it wasn't the Vice President’s.”
Brad Thornborrow@newsthump @mistercharlie Just the looks on both their faces. Pope is like “seriously, I have to entertain this idiot?” and Vance looks like “kibbles and bits, kibbles and bits”….
🜏 Jyan 잔 🜏@newsthump Nah, he's off to get his miracle and achieve Sainthood. 😄
oldguycrustyNot a catholic.
That said, As grim and darkly cynical as this is, I sort of feel like - from what was published about him - the Pope would have laughed about this article - and enjoyed it.
May he R.I.P.
@newsthump
The money line = "Speculation is now mounting as to whether Vance might face manslaughter charges if lawyers can prove that sucking all hope from a room is technically a crime." 😂
The money line = "Speculation is now mounting as to whether Vance might face manslaughter charges if lawyers can prove that sucking all hope from a room is technically a crime." 😂
xs4me2He met Satan I guess…
perpetualspincycle@newsthump Not gonna lie, I would too
Daniel Nawu@newsthump Wasn't trump the last one to shake hands with Queen Elisabeth before she died? 🤔
@newsthump As Tucker Carlson loves to say, questions need to be asked.'
Tarren (They/Them)@newsthump OK--I thought the *ENTIRETY* of this was a spoof--I didn't realize #PopeFrancis had *actually* died!
@newsthump After I read the news about the Pope this morning, I told my husband, and his first response was Vance did it. LOL
#pope
#pope
eberhofer@newsthump I don't agree with the pope on almost anything, but this? I feel it!
Maartje 🍉It must be his breath
Dancing_Moon@newsthump
Such a pity the pope did not take jdv with him..... Oh wait, they will both be going in DIFFERENT directions.
Such a pity the pope did not take jdv with him..... Oh wait, they will both be going in DIFFERENT directions.
Doug Baker@newsthump It was the conversation:
Vance: "Yes, but did you ever THANK us? Did you? Did you? Huh?"
Pope: "I...I...AAARRGGHH..."
An_drew@newsthump Liz Truss had the same effect on Queen Elizabeth II 
@newsthump I mean, you're not wrong.