Dare ObasanjoInternet criticism ruined enjoying things.
Dave C.@carnage4life I thought Alfred pumped the tires. What do they think Alfred does all day?
gullevek ☢️ 🇯🇵@davesomebody @carnage4life Cook food. Clean the mansion. Put towels paper into the toilets. Lots of things to do.
@gullevek @carnage4life exactly. Can't sit around all day eating bon bons and watching soaps.
Gorgeous na Shock!@davesomebody @carnage4life Yeah I think Alfred is the obvious answer.
The Big O (anime Batman) has the main character telling his butler the brakes on his cool car need maintenance and the butler saying he'll take care of it immediately. I think this is in, like, the first episode.
@indigoparadox @carnage4life makes me wonder where Alfred goes for batmobile service certification.
Sparrows@carnage4life I fully admit to having those instincts, but I only try to follow them if they lead somewhere interesting. Alfred being out of commission making Bruce realize how much maintenance had quietly fallen onto his injured companions shoulders is a fun scenario to explore that could start from the Flatmobile.
If there's a crack in the world, grow something in it, even if it's small, instead of tearing it wider.
Gerard Cunningham ✒️@carnage4life Honestly, I'd read a story about the guys who work tech support and maintenance for Batman. It can't just be Alfred and Lucius.
mav 
In the not-too-distant future --
Next Sunday A.D. --
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different from you or me.
He worked down in Wayne E. R&D,
Where he saw a few things he shouldn't see,
But he did a good job cleaning up the place,
And Bruce had to keep him quiet
So they tossed him in a cave
Father EnochWhen I was reading Batman comics, he DID have a guy who pumped the tires, and changed the oil, looked after the batcave.
This erasure of #HaroldAllnut will not stand.
Sin Vega@carnage4life Into The Badlands immediately saying "the barons banished guns" and never mentioning it again
YES. Eat it, nerds. THAT is how a grown up makes a series about Emily Beecham stabbing dudes in the post apocalypse. It's the premise! Stop pretending you're above everything!
Primo@carnage4life when cinema sind dings about that shit its awful, but I enjoy it when weird nerds ask these questions and propose some answers.
tobychev@carnage4life
I get the sentiment, but it would be more clear if Morrison simply said he writes fairy tales.
I get the sentiment, but it would be more clear if Morrison simply said he writes fairy tales.
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Also Batmobile definitely has run-flats
Also Batmobile definitely has run-flats