Tay
nanophone ❌
microphone ✅
milliphone ❌
phone ✅
kilophone ❌
megaphone ✅
gigaphone ❌
Apr 19, 2025 at 7:26pmWeb
Show threadLuna Ruby Artemis 💛🤍💜🖤Apr 19, 2025
@tay By this logic, we should be developing teraphone and picophone any second now.
Aaaaany second now…
Show threadTattieApr 19, 2025
@arina all phones are teraphones if you have anxiety
@tay
Show threadEve, Go Listen to Dead Channel SkyApr 19, 2025

@Tattie @arina @tay The Teraphone is what makes the "BWAHHHHH" noise in action movie trailers

The Picophone can be heard when the first angel wishes to initiate the apocalypse

Show threadSparkwaveApr 20, 2025
@EveOfTheFuture @Tattie @arina @tay This is my headcanon now
Show threadPortabelloBelle🚚🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️Apr 22, 2025

@Tattie @arina @tay

#recognised

Show threadMalcolm HerbertApr 19, 2025
@arina @tay hanging out for yottaphone and femtophone ...
Show threadLuna Ruby Artemis 💛🤍💜🖤Apr 19, 2025
@mherbert @tay Weeeellll...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yota#:~:text=announced%20the%20first%20%22yotaphone%22
Yota - Wikipedia

Show threadMalcolm HerbertApr 19, 2025
@arina @tay huh
Show threadYsegrimApr 20, 2025
@arina @tay https://cdm.link/a-gramophone-that-plays-the-earth-instead-of-vinyl-and-a-sonic-iphone-epidemic/
A Gramophone that Plays the Earth Instead of Vinyl, and a Sonic iPhone Epidemic - CDM Create Digital Music

Images courtesy Olle Cornéer. Used by permission. If you think culture has become too disconnected from the Earth, “Harvest” and the Terrafon instrument surely count as a shock to the system. A traditional ensemble picks up an enormous tone arm and transducer and, through back-breaking labor, drag it across arable fields. It’s part sound art […]

CDM Create Digital Music
Show threadF4GRX SébastienApr 20, 2025
@ysegrim @arina @tay the existence of the grammophone implies the existence of the litrophone and the metrophone.
Show threadvollsynthetischer NerdMay 17, 2025
@f4grx @ysegrim @arina @tay
For the US-American Market, however, a Mileophone, Pintophone, and Ounceophone will have to be developed.
Show threadCubeOfCheeseApr 27, 2025
@arina @tay https://myteracube.com/
So close
Teracube Thrive - The Safe Phone for Kids

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Teracube
Show threadandromeda 🌌Apr 19, 2025
@tay talk to me when the yottaphone gets invented
Show thread Ibly 🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 19, 2025
@rpmrosie @tay
Show thread Ibly 🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 19, 2025
@rpmrosie @tay (i am now finding out the pronunciation is a lot farther from "yoda" than i originally thought, assume i have already time traveled back in time to change the pronunciation to make me right and funny)
Show threadandromeda 🌌Apr 19, 2025
@[email protected] @tay this is so real
Show threadDustin LangApr 25, 2025
@EeveeEuphoria @rpmrosie @tay
you win the internet today
Show threadash Apr 19, 2025
@rpmrosie @tay there's a yotaphone iirc
Show threadandromeda 🌌Apr 19, 2025
@darkphoenix @tay owo?
Show threadnoodlejetski Apr 20, 2025
@rpmrosie @tay https://yotadevices.com/
YotaDevices :: Home

Show threadSibear πApr 20, 2025
@rpmrosie
Well, it miss one T but...
https://yotadevices.com/product/yotaphone/
@tay
YotaDevices :: Product :: YotaPhone

Show threadbodgApr 20, 2025
@rpmrosie @tay literally yotadevices.com/product/yotaphone
YotaDevices :: Product :: YotaPhone

Show threadjan klarname ullrichApr 20, 2025
@rpmrosie @tay well
https://yotadevices.com/de-de/product/yotaphone/
YotaDevices :: Product :: YotaPhone

Show threadWillow "Wolveric" CatkinApr 19, 2025
@tay
gigaphone == sonic weapons 
Show threadRue MohrApr 19, 2025

@tay so much room left!

attophone,
femtophone,
picophone,

terraphone,
petaphone (!)
exaphone,
zettaphone

Show threadCaroline Bell Apr 24, 2025
@RueNahcMohr @tay
Would you pet a phone?
Show threadRue MohrApr 24, 2025

@halotroop2288 @tay

not if it was a petaphone, I'd just steer clear.

Show threadpiku    minor!Apr 19, 2025
@tay
centiphone
deciphone
decaphone
hectaphone
Show threadDaniel Django  (Akkoma)Apr 19, 2025
@tay how about a Planck phone, as the smallest possible unit of phone to exist?
Show threadsodiboo Apr 20, 2025
@[email protected] @tay that's just a transistor
Show threadLeah Apr 19, 2025
@tay milliphone :3
Show threadLegion495Apr 19, 2025
@tay I see some niche markets right there.
Show threadBill Plein🌶Apr 19, 2025
@tay @arrjay Microsoft ❌
Megahard ✅
Show threadMicrofractal 🫖Apr 22, 2025
@bplein @tay @arrjay
Microsoft👎
Microfractal👍
🤪
Show threadArikApr 19, 2025

@tay

gigaphone ✅

https://www.amazon.com/GIGAPHONE-3000D-Portable-Amplifier-Microhpone/dp/B0CSXVKT9L

Amazon.com

Show threadSu-SheeApr 19, 2025
@tay colophon!
Show threadgehsteigerApr 19, 2025
@tay
What about the missing link: the centiphone?
Show threadAaron PrivenApr 19, 2025
@tay bananaphone ✅
Show threadBlue DeviL // SCTApr 22, 2025
@aaronpriven @tay LOLOLOLOL how'd u remember that :D
Show threadSteven GApr 19, 2025
@tay We need to solve this, pronto.
Show threadthe vessel of morgannaApr 19, 2025
@tay so you say... *surreptitiously hides the gigaphone*
Show threadPhil M0OFXApr 20, 2025
@tay @Jencen bananaphone! 🍌
Show threadGilgwathApr 22, 2025
@philpem @tay @Jencen Noooo, now it's stuck in my head again! 😂
Show threadJencen - Please don't call me DergApr 22, 2025

@gilgwath @philpem @tay sorry. There are only 3 treatments!

We try and get a better one stuck in there. It's a 1 in 10 chance of working

We get a worse one stuck in there. This is more successful, but much less useful!

The 3rd option is a bit hit and miss......
The trepanning drill!

Show threadr-holdApr 20, 2025
@tay https://youtu.be/42JCu9jWmY0
Bananaphone

YouTube
Show threadKiloku - Secretário do CaosApr 20, 2025
@tay this pattern indicates that there are a picophone and a teraphone, yet to be discovered
Show thread🚲Apr 20, 2025
@tay @kevincianfarini ring ring ring ring ring ring ring a nano phone
Show threadVive LevantApr 20, 2025
@tay ok then what amount of data a telebyte and a smartbyte do represent ?
Show threadCobabApr 20, 2025
@tay given the gramophone we should have gramometer, gramoliter, etc., and… gramogram.
Show threadTama Samus 🏳️‍⚧️✨💖Apr 20, 2025
@tay homophone ✅
Show threadLichoApr 22, 2025
@Tama23 @tay now where's the biphone or panphone
Show threadIsaac LymanApr 20, 2025
@tay
bananaphone ✅
Show threadHelical = |⟩Apr 20, 2025
@tay

kilophone totally exists, what else would happen when I dropped it down the stairs :3
Show threadShifting Sand, Sandwich Fumbler Apr 20, 2025
@tay early attempts at the kilophone revealed that consumers were simply unwilling to lug around a kilo of semiconductor, metal, and bakelite for the convenience of portable telephony.
Show threadshroomfie     Apr 20, 2025
@tay centiphone
Show threadhonk if you want to honk Apr 20, 2025
@tay
gramophone ✅
kilophone ❌
Show threadwb x64Apr 20, 2025
@tay don't let Elon Musk know about gigaphones
Show threadEdges 💜:floof::paws::ahriPatContinously::vlang:Apr 20, 2025
@tay
Show threadТр3тий СергеевичApr 20, 2025
@tay So, is anyone making teraphone right now?