nanophone ❌
microphone

milliphone

phone

kilophone

megaphone

gigaphone
@tay By this logic, we should be developing teraphone and picophone any second now.
Aaaaany second now…
@arina all phones are teraphones if you have anxiety
@tay

@Tattie @arina @tay The Teraphone is what makes the "BWAHHHHH" noise in action movie trailers

The Picophone can be heard when the first angel wishes to initiate the apocalypse

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@ysegrim @arina @tay the existence of the grammophone implies the existence of the litrophone and the metrophone.
@f4grx @ysegrim @arina @tay
For the US-American Market, however, a Mileophone, Pintophone, and Ounceophone will have to be developed.
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@tay talk to me when the yottaphone gets invented
@rpmrosie @tay (i am now finding out the pronunciation is a lot farther from "yoda" than i originally thought, assume i have already time traveled back in time to change the pronunciation to make me right and funny)
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@tay so much room left!

attophone,
femtophone,
picophone,

terraphone,
petaphone (!)
exaphone,
zettaphone

@RueNahcMohr @tay
Would you pet a phone?

@halotroop2288 @tay

not if it was a petaphone, I'd just steer clear.

@tay
centiphone
deciphone
decaphone
hectaphone
@tay how about a Planck phone, as the smallest possible unit of phone to exist?
@tay I see some niche markets right there.
@tay @arrjay Microsoft ❌
Megahard ✅
@bplein @tay @arrjay
Microsoft👎
Microfractal👍
🤪
@tay
What about the missing link: the centiphone?
@tay We need to solve this, pronto.
@tay so you say... *surreptitiously hides the gigaphone*
@tay @Jencen bananaphone! 🍌
@philpem @tay @Jencen Noooo, now it's stuck in my head again! 😂

@gilgwath @philpem @tay sorry. There are only 3 treatments!

We try and get a better one stuck in there. It's a 1 in 10 chance of working

We get a worse one stuck in there. This is more successful, but much less useful!

The 3rd option is a bit hit and miss......
The trepanning drill!

@tay this pattern indicates that there are a picophone and a teraphone, yet to be discovered
@tay @kevincianfarini ring ring ring ring ring ring ring a nano phone
@tay ok then what amount of data a telebyte and a smartbyte do represent ?
@tay given the gramophone we should have gramometer, gramoliter, etc., and… gramogram.
@tay

kilophone totally exists, what else would happen when I dropped it down the stairs :3
@tay early attempts at the kilophone revealed that consumers were simply unwilling to lug around a kilo of semiconductor, metal, and bakelite for the convenience of portable telephony.
@tay don't let Elon Musk know about gigaphones
@tay So, is anyone making teraphone right now?