SaiHi, everybody! It's been a few busy weeks, but here it is!
🟣 SNORING BEAUTY🟣
More info in the next post!
🟣 #SnoringBeauty 1 🟣
Huh? What am I wearing... Oh, dear, what happened last night?!
🟢 #SnoringBeauty 2 🟢
Yeah, yeah, you were right, your old uniform fits me. I still don't get why the blue tongue tho...
🔵 #SnoringBeauty 3 🔵
Tip: If you're at a party making out with a girl on a sofa... make sure the sofa owner is okay with it 😅
🟣 #SnoringBeauty 4 🟣
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!
🟢 #SnoringBeauty 5 🟢
Sometimes you just gotta threw a bunch of stuff together, you know?
âš« #SnoringBeauty 6 âš«
Ugh... stupid dress and stupid summer festival... Why was doing this again...?
âš« #SnoringBeauty 7 âš«
I don't know much about these puzzle gauntlets on the Nether, but... are you sure this is the one for boys? Doesn't look like it!
⚪ #SnoringBeauty 8 ⚫
Erm... I heard you posponed our concert for me, and... Can I design you a new stage outfit as thanks? I promise you I won't have a panic attack like with the other!
âš« #SnoringBeauty 9 âš«
Oh, no, I'm happy you wanted me to work for you now that you're conquering the world and all that, I'm just a bit confused about this... 'uniform', or the chain, or... What my job even is
🔵 #SnoringBeauty 10 🔵
Can't someone struggle trying on T-shirts without getting dressed up in something totally unrelated?
🟣 #SnoringBeauty 11 🟣
Of course I know my three R's:
-Ruffles
-Robbery
-Running away
🔴 #SnoringBeauty 12 🔴
When you learn that they're called tights for a reason...
🟣 #SnoringBeauty 13 🟤
Oh, dear, I think I used the wrong crafting recipe, this is not the leather armour I had in mind...
🟡 #SnoringBeauty 14 🟡
Virtual dressing? What's this even for... wait, wait, WAIT!
Erm.... is there an undo button..?
🔴 #SnoringBeauty 15 ⚫
What...? Ah, that dress... yeah, it was from a wedding recreation I had to do time ago, and... that's what I got to wear.
âš« #SnoringBeauty 16 âš«
Ughhh... worst wedding ever! Raining, windy as hell, freezing cold, at night... and these boots are too heavy!
Why did I agree with the wedding planner choosing what I'd wear...
🟣 #SnoringBeauty 17 🟣
Gonna be honest with ya. I have no idea what the hell happened on this one. I think it had to do with espionage...?
Looks cute tho
🔵 #SnoringBeauty 18 🔵
When you arrive late to your date with a 2,4 m (~8 ft) tall tractor-driver farmer girl because you couldn't decide on what to wear...
🟤 #SnoringBeauty 19 ⚫
I'm already confused about going back to high school for a... telekinesis class? But why the hell do I have to go back like this?!
🔵 #SnoringBeauty 20 🔵
It was acceptable in the 80s... it was acceptable at the time 🎶 *rabbids' screeching*
🔴 #SnoringBeauty 21 🔴
When you wake up and the only thing you have in mind is a dress... yeah, had to draw it
🔵 #SnoringBeauty 22 🟣
Huh? What do you mean they want to trick me intro wearing something too out there?
*later*
...oh
🔴 #SnoringBeauty 23 🟡
Out-of-body experience + loud heels on wooden floor = A pretty annoyed dean, most likely
... I think that's a fair trade
🔴 🟡 #SnoringBeauty 24 🟢 🔵
BREAKING NEWS: cute dress spotted!
Also, giant alien invasion, more at 11.
âš« #SnoringBeauty 25 âš«
Well, another blank on this one. I think it had something to do with a trip to Argentina...? 
⚪ #SnoringBeauty 26 ⚫
Putting the 'mid' in mid-weather fashion: failing at both warming when it's cold and cooling when it's hot. Lollipop not included.
⚫ #SnoringBeauty 27 🟢
Make a transforming dress, they said, nothing to worry about...
🟡 #SnoringBeauty 28 🔵
Uggggh, another stupid alien invasion, why didn't I run faster? Not sure what did they really capture me for, but this lingerie isn't exactly giving me wholesome vibes...
🔴 #SnoringBeauty 29 🟡
Yo, wanna hear a joke?
Hello and welcome aboard, this is your captain speaking...
...AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!
🟣 #SnoringBeauty 30 🟣
The thing on the shirt? Of course it's a totally normal cat, what else would it be?
🔴 #SnoringBeauty 31 🔴
So, lemme make sure I heard you right. You're telling me that nobody else at the homicide department is a better option to pass as the corpse of a young woman on the beach, so I have to do it to infiltrate the house of a Russian family that makes crime scenes disappear and gather evidence to shut the whole gig down?
What else, stalling up a teenage guy with my feminine charm until you dunces arrive?
Don't answer.
🔵 #SnoringBeauty 32 🟣
Three dresses and unable to decide? Why not merging them all? Beware of the wind, tho.
⚫ #SnoringBeauty 33 🔴
Ok, ok, you two were right, you can make me pass as a girl, geez...
Huh? T-Testing it with a girls night out? That's a joke, right?
...right?
🔴 #SnoringBeauty 34 ⚫
Dunno what I can't wait more for, finishing this damn interview or finishing off this damn suit...
Or both. Yeah, both. Both is good.
🟣 #SnoringBeauty 35 🟣
Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean all this is 'for me'? I thought I was just helping you choosing something to wear!
Y-Yeah, I said it all looked quite pretty, but...
Sigh...
*batman transition sound effect*
T-Tsk, this shows more than I initially thought...
Hov!@sainanigans Pero qué preciosidad *____*
@sainanigans xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
PD: oye,.,,, este SI que no me suena de verdad haberlo visto antes!!
@sainanigans 💙🖤💛
Adoro el peinado y los pendientes
@sainanigans xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@sainanigans 🖤💜 love it
@sainanigans es increÃble lo que se me olvidan xD
No recordaba ya este
No recordaba ya este
@Hovenduck Eso es bueno, una segunda primera vez 
@sainanigans chi :DD
@sainanigans por añadir a la sorpresa.... eso que encima lo tenia guardado con no uno sino TRES corazoncicos!!!!
@sainanigans ME ENCANTA ESTE
Y a ver, te reconozco que las frases asi misteriosas quedan guay, pero por otro lado pena que no cuentes más detalles de los sueños xDD
(que yo ya no me acuerdo xDD)
@Hovenduck Creo que sobreestimas mucho lo que puede llegar a pasar (y yo acordarme) en algunos sueños 🤣🤣🤣
Nai@sainanigans found ya >:D
@Nai welcome 💜 