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Americans are decorating potatoes for Easter. This is some depression era bullshit.
🇪🇺 Paul Schoonhoven 🍋🍉@godpod next year bulbs ... 😏
Mark Dennehy@godpod Motherfucker, are you daring to complain *because they have potatoes*? Asking for ALL OF IRELAND.
Dr. Juande Santander-Vela@godpod I thought this was not possibly true (sorry for doubting your omniscience… but you already know that), but then I found this…
https://www.wptv.com/decorated-easter-potatoes-are-fun-alternative-eggs
MJ Ray@juandesant @godpod CBC news also reports USAians decorating pebbles and marshmallows.
Where egg? Egg gone. Trump take egg.
DP0@juandesant @godpod You gotta be kidding me! But this article is obviously #nottheonion. How can anyone still think that this is normal!?
D. G. MarshallThe Easter Spuddie!
Nosaj 
Wow all that winning must be tiresome.
Dr. Jürgen Knödlseder@godpod @juandesant Yeah, these are strange traditions. Imagine they would decorate eggs.
@jknodlseder let’s not get started on the concept of an egg-laying rabbit… what were you thinking, @godpod!
Gabriel Adrian Samfira@godpod it's just short term pain for long term....tolerance to even worse pain.
gluttoThis is only month number three.
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Lstn2urmama 🇨🇦@godpod Great idea ⚡ yellow corn.. green beans or salad .. pink or blue mashed
potatoes ! I used to have blue pink and green bread baked and sliced for special party sandwiches...
Elektropunk@godpod
"Vegan Egg Alternative - more and more families are painting potatoes for Easter"
But this is a SATIRE website...
Vee@godpod In my town they're doing an "Egg Hunt" where you check shop windows for a little paintings of eggs, take photos and email them...somewhere? I dunno. It's kind of cute.
David PIt's Election time in Australia. It's traditional don't elect Potato Head season (for all those who celebrate) where one paints the symbolic and sacrificial potatoes in bright and distracting colours.
chestasThey could have chosen carrots to keep those mad bunnies happy
Michael ☕️
🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🐧 🥦@godpod Potatoes are bigger.
Mirishuli@godpod They would be using rocks, for sure.
Robin Barton@godpod Under an unequal distribution of wealth they do have practice
https://mdc.mo.gov/discover-nature/recipes/squirrel/squirrel-pot-pie
https://mdc.mo.gov/discover-nature/recipes/squirrel/squirrel-pot-pie
Squirrel Pot Pie
Squirrel pot pie can be made by boiling or pressure cooking squirrels seasoned the same as in dumplings. Remove from the bone. make pie crust from your favorite recipe and line a small to medium square cake pan. Mix squirrel meat with one can of corn, one can of peas, one medium diced onion and one cup of diced cooked potatoes and pour this filling on top of your crust. Cover top of filling with another crust. Punch holes in the top crust and cook until crust is golden brown. Then serve and enjoy.
bovaz@godpod The long-standing paleo-christian tradition of decorating a tuber from a different continent
Greg@godpod most people can keep a few hens. Its big city people who cant. You'd think NYCers could put a coop on their high rise roofs 🤷 start a farming co-op!
AskPippa🇨🇦@godpod Avian flu has had a devastating impacts on chicken farms. Millions of egg-layers dead from the disease or culled. It will take a while before the chicken population to get back up to normal numbers. In the meantime, an egg shortage.
Rasmus Kaj 🎼🦀
Franchesca
MsMerope@godpod better than those damn, plastic, dollar store eggs...
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Thanks, Donald.
Thanks, Donald.
MikeBarbre
Atomic Orbitals@godpod Sadly inevitable, given the reelection of Darth Pumpkin!