Kevin Karhan Apr 15

Seriously, I agree with @geerlingguy and I'll refuse to buy @internetofshit / #InternetOfShit devices.

There is no legitimate reason a #Dishwasher needs #Internet access or an #App.

  • You know what my #WashingMachine needs to start (or finish) at a certain time? Me knowing how many hours it'll be from now on till it has to start (and some 2nd grade math to add the time till the program finishes)... IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A SHITTY CLOCK INSIDE!!!

Seriously, I'm just mad at this #Enshittification!

I won't connect my dishwasher to your stupid cloud

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Show threadFuturistic Robert [KJ5ELX] Apr 15

@kkarhan @geerlingguy @internetofshit

Silicon Valley misinterpreted "make things more convenient to use so that we can spend our time on other things" as "we're too lazy to bother so we need it to be done for us, also we don't care we're just cattle."

Show threadKevin Karhan Apr 15

@0xF21D @geerlingguy @internetofshit It really reminds me of that #shitpost that @davidaugust showed...

David August (@davidaugust@mastodon.online)

Attached: 1 video The internet of things is truly a wonder. 😝 #dishwasher #parody #iot

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Show threadKevin Karhan 
@0xF21D @geerlingguy @internetofshit @davidaugust sometimes I think people in #SiliconValley are watching commentaries to garbage like #juicero and then actually make such garbage products noone asked for!
Worst Juicer Ever Created

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Show threadFuturistic Robert [KJ5ELX] Apr 15
@kkarhan this is hilarious. Made my tuesday!
Show threadKevin Karhan Apr 15
@0xF21D the sad part is that #TechBros think this is actually good...
Show threadvxoApr 15
@kkarhan @0xF21D @geerlingguy @internetofshit @davidaugust oh my stars this is Infomercial Fail Planet warped into real life via a wormhole of pure grift