pleased to hear the penguins have won the trade bargains

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@molly0xfff Never mess with the penguins!
@molly0xfff OMG I NEED ONE! I LIVE IN TEXAS πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
@molly0xfff So, those fish I sent to the Treasury to pay the tariffs on the penguin's behalf? Do I get them back? πŸ˜‚
Tariffs Due (Penguin rebel song)

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@molly0xfff the art of the deal

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This now plays directly into the penguin agenda to cement themselves as the new global tariff haven. They were moments from inking deals when Trump shrewdly nixed their plans; they'd been delayed because they hadn't found means to digitally sign contracts with flippers.

Now I wonder: what sort of deal did they strike with Washington overnight? πŸ€”

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The penguins weren’t going to negotiate with a convicted felon

Democratic Penguins Republic - Trade War (Official Music Video)

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@molly0xfff meanwhile... on Heard island...
@molly0xfff joking aside, this is typical abusive behaviour, try to take a mile, settle for half a mile, claim that you’re being very generous.
Two steps forward, one step backwards is still one step forwards.