When old Soviet Union jokes are applicable to the US, you know something has gone terribly wrong.
@nazgul
Ooh, I heard another one the other day:
Man goes to newsstand every day, asks to see the front page, then says “nevermind” and gives the paper back without buying it.
Newsman finally asks him what he’s looking for?
Man: An obituary
Newsman: Those are in the back of the paper
Man: Not the one I’m looking for

@Sharonybaloney @nazgul

Very old joke in the Soviet Union, but applicable in other times and places 🙂