When old Soviet Union jokes are applicable to the US, you know something has gone terribly wrong.
@nazgul @benjamin The joke is even older than that, there’s a very similar one written down by a 12th-century Persian poet
https://archive.org/details/AnvarisDivanAPocketBookforAkbar 
Anvari's Divan: A Pocket Book for Akbar : Schimmel, Annemarie, and Stuart Cary Welch : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Internet Archive@benjamingeer @nazgul @benjamin People have had to put up with the same crap since forever. 😫