Mastodawn

Canuck MAGA have basically raised their hands and said "We'll be Trump's Vichy," so, y'know, I'd fucking take them at their word. Because they're too dogshit stupid to try be clever about it.

https://beige.party/@GrimmReality/114218610290763423

Reminder, Danielle Smith would 100% sell your whiter babies to evangelical Americans for proper Fatherland indoctrination, and I know Canadians are famously tropishly polite, but you guys can give yourselves a pass on elbows-upping her dumb fascist ass.

Grimm :bc: (@[email protected])

Definitely worth pointing out that Canadian Tories would, at BEST, make Canada a servile client state of the U.S. regime and the reason, as revealed out of their own fucking mouths, is they're all members of the same transnational fascist movement bankrolled by skeevy nazi oligarchs. https://globalnews.ca/news/11094625/danielle-smith-tariffs-canada-election/

beige.party

https://techhub.social/@cjmoorehead/114283146505926907

Yup, because they are perpetually monomaniacally loyal to their ideology and not their constituency. People are to be ruled, not represented, that ideology dictates, and if you make a few deals with Americans in order to make this proper order manifest, it doesn't matter because it is in those filthy plebs' best interest.

Being "conservative"/fascist really is just a rationalized license to be a sociopath cunt.

Chris Moorehead 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 (@[email protected])

@[email protected] Cowardice is the essence of conservatism. And so is treason. #cdnpoli #abpoli #USpol #NeverVoteConservative

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Look, I'm a pragmatic person, I'm not saying EVERYone's problems would be solved by rooting out and marginalizing and, where applicable, prosecuting every sneering fucking compromised hostile-foreign-power-allied racist xenophobe libertarian cult-acolyte in your midst. But I am definitely saying that's a good place to start.

Am I suggesting every "conservative"-identifying person in Canada is an actual Fifth Columnist who will readily bow to their American masters and sell the lot of you out for meat and slave labor? Yup!

But, if I may nuance this a bit, I am suggesting this because they ARE that and that is exactly what they will do. Because they are fucking awful, shitty people who share ideologies with the shittiest, dumbest fucking Americans you can imagine in the darkest deepest nadir of caricature. I have to live with those awful dogshit American people and I cringe at it every day because it is literally destroying the republic I live in. You don't. So don't.

If you are a Canadian reading this and not knowing who the fuck I am - natural and normal, I barely know half the time - and wondering which of this peculiar sweary screed is hyperbole and which is not, my frame, for what is it is worth, is that NOTHING is hyperbole anymore because I now live under a genuinely fascist government that has, with exactly zero rationale, told me you are bad and my enemy and I, as a lateral-thinking citizen and a free fucking child of light, do not fucking accept that.

All rational non-nazi Canadians are, were and forever will be my buds. Anybody who tells me otherwise can burn alive, as far as I'm concerned.

Apr 6, 2025

Wherever you are, at whatever local level you might have "conservatives" in government, they are ideologically and likely materially linked with just breathtakingly massive assholes like this.
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/le-pen-evokes-spirit-martin-luther-king-jr-supporters-rally-paris-2025-04-06/

Apr 8, 2025

Here's #DanielleSmith, AGAIN, just gaily canoodling with the absolute creme de la scum of the American neo-nazi movement. She's basically just doubling down on being Canada's Oswald Mosley.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/danielle-smith-prageru-ben-shapiro-florida-gala-analysis-1.7495432

ANALYSIS | Danielle Smith's fight against Trump tariffs takes her to right-wing non-profit PragerU gala | CBC News

She'll be interviewed by the host of the conservative education group's podcast, who asked her last Canadian guest if Canada should be the 51st state (he said yes).

CBC

🥑 Yours Truly! Unruly 🇨🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦🌻Apr 5, 2025

@GrimmReality

In Grimm we trust.
- Canadian

Droid41 Apr 5, 2025

@GrimmReality I have lived in the US since I was 17 and I am, at the age of 54, going to cast my first vote in a Canadian national election. (You used to lose your right to vote after living outside the country for 5 years, and I thought that was still the case until recently). You better believe that I am voting for Carney, and against that quisling Poilievre.

JohnW Apr 5, 2025

@GrimmReality

If my marginalizing, you mean cutting them into smaller margins, I totally agree.

M.S. Bellows, Jr.Apr 5, 2025

@GrimmReality The only problems that WOULDN'T be solved by that are dermatologic. Like, if we simply lined every conservative up against the wall I still would occasionally get beard dandruff if I took really hot showers too often. But otherwise, yeah, the whole world would be infinitely better.

Skookumchick Apr 5, 2025

@GrimmReality AKA Maple MAGA

@Canuckduff Oo, well done, ok you kids are on top of it.

Steve Dinn 🇨🇦Apr 5, 2025

@GrimmReality *That* particular douchebag has been photographed along some quite questionable people. Look up the group "Diagolon". He's since denounced them, of course, because he knows how damning it is to be associated with them.

@steve Yup, and that anyone would take that "disassociation" seriously would be far too polite even for Canadians.

nex Apr 5, 2025

@GrimmReality It's debatable what proportion of neo-nazis is part of a global network, but the idea that that network is run by ‘MAGAworld’ is definitely 100% backwards.

Tim Finnerty Apr 5, 2025

@GrimmReality Attention voters in the Southwestern Ontario riding of Elgin – St. Thomas – #LondonSouth: #AndrewLawton would appear to be suspect. You can be a law abiding #Conservative without being a #traitor to #Canada but #Lawton does not appear to fit into that category.