@dgar And The Rocky Horror Picture Show is the only movie in the Rocky series worth watching.

@Jason844 @dgar uhh...

This might be the actual worst take I've ever seen in my life.

@Amoshias

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@dgar

@Amoshias

Full disclosure:

I've seen 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show.' It's a good movie.

I've never seen any of the Silvester Stalone 'Rocky' movies. Nor do ever intend to. Stalone can't act.

@dgar

(And no, I don't care if I've misspelled his name.)

@Jason844 @dgar you should reconsider this.

Rocky I is an incredible movie and very worth seeing. Stallone CAN act, he just stopped bothering to. He can also write and direct. Everyone should see this movie.
Rocky II is fine.
3 and 4 are classic pieces of '80s Americana and are worth watching for that.
I never saw V or Rocky Balboa but they look terrible.

Creed was also great, two was less great, three less than that but still good.

Everyone should watch Rocky.

@Amoshias

No. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

@dgar

@Jason844 @dgar that's fine - you're definitely depriving yourself. But none of us have infinite time.
@Jason844 @dgar Rocky Horror is not a good movie :-) it's a fascinating piece of kitsch and insanely fun, especially in a theater. I have love in my heart for it! And to be honest, rewatching parts recently after about 20 years, I will admit it is significantly higher quality than I remember. But it's still not a good movie :-)
@Amoshias @Jason844 @dgar Yes. Rocky, the first movie, is an act of love, a product of passion, a really well made well written movie. The rest were just more money.
@Amoshias @Jason844 @dgar I once saw a snippet of Rocky I and was baffled at the time they allowed themselves between cuts
@Jason844 @Amoshias @dgar Stalone nailed it in Rocky one. It is a really good movie.
@Jon_Kramer @Jason844 @Amoshias @dgar Spoiler: it's a guy killing all the bad guys. (Minus himself.)

@dgar Oh?

I thought it was Satollone there in stockings...

@dgar
What about The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000)?
@FritzAdalis @dgar Stallone's in the Bullwinkle costume.
@FritzAdalis @dgar Stallone had a cameo as Bullwinkle's cousin, Zachary.
@dgar
Yeah, Stallone would have been toast!
@dgar I forget, which one of them was down for the Count?
@dgar that feels like something @lowqualityfacts would say.

@dgar @lisamelton Iโ€™ll allow it

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@dgar
Does this mean there is a Creed Horror Picture Show series? I think Michael B. Jordan could pull it off.. .
@dgar He isn't the creature??
@dgar a great movie that is still a great movie! It has aged extremely well!

@dgar

Rocky is created by Frank-N-Furter and Riff Raff, serving as a parody of Frankenstein's monster in the Rocky Horror Picture show

In Rocky the monster goes on to have a boxing career and shouts "ADRIAN!" a lot

I thought this was common knowledge

@dgar
Seeing The Matrix and Lord Of The Rings before Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert is also quite a shock...
@dgar @cochise Rocky was initially played by Peter Hinwood, Stallone took over in the second movie.
@dgar LETโ€™S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!
@dgar The relativistic effects of doing the Time Warp with Adrian would have put them in the Project Hail Mary franchise universe.
@dgar but where in the series is it? Start? End? Right have rocky III?

@dgar

It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Boxing takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
Adrian keeps control.

@dgar And what about Rocky & Bullwinkle? ;-) ...
@dgar
They wanted him to play Rocky but the accent was all wrong and he couldn't keep his mouth shut.