April 1st: The only day of the year when people pause for critical thought instead of automatically accepting what they read on the internet!
@kityates And you expect us to believe that?
@kityates If only we could extend that mindset to the other 364 days.

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McDonald's Hamburgers never mold...

@kityates Hmm. What leads you to that conclusion?
Could you, perhaps, share your sources?
@kityates I see what you did there. 😉
@kityates You have an absurdly optimistic view of human behaviour 😉
@kityates Aprils fools!!! everyone still believes everything… 😝

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Well, some do. Years ago a liberal member of a motorcycle forum I’m on crafted a brilliant April Fool’s post stating that Obama had signed an executive order banning gun sales and private gun ownership.
You’d think people would have been smart enough to know it was a prank, but no. It was a 50 page shit storm by evening.

It is legendary.