Saw an atrociously bad post? You can now release a live swarm of bees directly towards the author!

Just press the button and they're sent off instantly, no further action required. 🐝🐝🐝

#wdw

@chuckya fedi has needed this feature for years
@chuckya does it work when the target is on different software
@maia @chuckya Yes, the bees are fully ActivityPub compliant.
the bees get sent anyways because they don't care what humans think is impossible
@chuckya WAIT
Can you press this button for anyone if you happen to be a bee or should it only be used in dire cases

@chuckya dont forget to mention you get a live feed during the bee delivery.

Here is mine when i tested it with a post from a guy named Edward Malus...

@chuckya What an awful server to allow such a post 😔
Everyone I think we need to defederate from "localhost" ASAP
@chuckya can't do that on Moshidon. 3/10
@chuckya yes the bees!
How do you manage your supply of bees?
@chuckya Almost on time for TDoV.
@chuckya @Gargron how long till we get this upstreamed
@chuckya What took so long!?!? I needed this yesterday!
ploum (@ploum@mamot.fr)

Sur recommandation de Sea Shepperd et afin de protĂ©ger la faune maritime, l’Union EuropĂ©enne a dĂ©cidĂ© l’interdiction totale de tout poisson d’avril en 2025. Merci de prĂ©server l’ocĂ©an, merci de laisser les poissons dans l’eau cette annĂ©e.

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@chuckya

I'll wait for the "murder hornets" upgrade.

@chuckya Real bees? Not the ones in Black Mirror?
@chuckya Huh. Not showing up for me.
@earsmeardius it's a wetdry.world exclusive!
@earsmeardius @chuckya mastodon.social is regular Mastodon, not Chuckya.
@chuckya Please keep both features after today
@chuckya I can't with the server `localhost:3000` 😭
Not the Bees - Nic Cage in The Wicker Man

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@chuckya DOESNT work on my machine
@chuckya I have 3 options, I can pick between a Swarm of Locust, Rabid hamsters and Emu on cocaine.