A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated and a robot rolled out, holding a golden disc in a transparent sleeve.

"Greetings! We found your sound recording. We enjoyed it, and have made one for you in return."

It placed the disc on the ground and returned to the spaceship, which took off.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories #vss #VoyagerRecord

@MicroSFF Awww, exchanging mix tapes! Itโ€™s love!
@MicroSFF does it have naked robots on the cover, tho
@MicroSFF Critics condemned it for being AI-generated.
@MicroSFF @jt_rebelo Some tech bro melts it down for the gold after making an mp3 and selling it.
@MicroSFF Confiscated by the authorities so we'll never realize had we heard it the J6 'Insurrection' would seem a party compared to the --and funny here, we'd believe the Obviously more advanced civilization, because we Haven't believed our Own leaders for 68 years?
@MicroSFF Waycool earstuff! These aliens sure play herenow noizbop.
@MicroSFF Coyote and Raccoon, being the only ones in the park at 4 am, took it back to their shared hole under the big oak tree behind the slides. They donโ€™t have electricity, so it just hangs on the wall. No one else saw the alien ship come or go.
@MicroSFF Would make a good cartoon if you happened to also be a cartoonist.
@MicroSFF Thus leading to the Beast Warsโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜›
@MicroSFF "hey, do you have a record player?" - "no"
"sir, you got a record player or know anyone who has?" - "I even don't have a cd player"
"Nobody has a record player??? what we gonna do?"
@gunstick A passing hipster put up a hand. "I have a record player. Only heathens listen to digital music, vinyl is the real deal."
@MicroSFF @gunstick Also, a suitable spinning object with a flat surface, a sheet of paper, and maybe a fine needle or straight pin should do the trick, if you don't need HiFi quality or volume.