Google wants to buy a thing called #Wiz for $32B because apparently, they've run out of ideas for their own #wizardry. 🤹‍♂️✨ Meanwhile, Reuters gives us the classic "enable JS" riddle, because nothing says cutting-edge journalism like a splash of technical incompetence. 🖥️🔧
https://www.reuters.com/technology/cybersecurity/google-agrees-buy-cybersecurity-startup-wiz-32-bln-ft-reports-2025-03-18/ #Google #Acquisition #TechNews #JournalismFails #HackerNews #ngated