BenI've said it before and I'll say it again - if I had a net worth of 342.4 billion USD, I would simply shut up and go away
Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇬🇱@TheBreadmonkey ...or do 3000 times what Martin Sheen apparently did in his locality for loads of people. One could spread a lot of smiles around. But Noel Skum apparently despises 'empathy' in others.
Charlotte Walker@TheBreadmonkey @kyleha Tempted to say something mean like, “Will you simply shut up and go away for 50p?” But I don’t actually want you to shut up or go away, sorry
Let's compromise - I'll do it for one million pounds?
Nick@TheBreadmonkey @purplepadma @kyleha With negotiation skills like these I can see why you’re a multimillionaire.
@TheBreadmonkey @purplepadma @kyleha Ben always has an envelope in his back pocket with “FINAL OFFER” written on it and inside a slip of paper saying “one million pounds sterling”. He is always looking out for an opportunity to use it.
@Nickiquote @purplepadma @kyleha
In my local supermarket there is a big poster of me inside a 🚫, holding an envelope
@Nickiquote @purplepadma @kyleha
I realise this doesn't really make sense but it's what my brain thought of whilst trying to concentrate on University Challenge questions about varieties of wheat
@TheBreadmonkey @purplepadma @kyleha
- Durham.
- Durum?
@Nickiquote @purplepadma @kyleha
Sorry we're on tropical fruits now
@Nickiquote @purplepadma @kyleha
Sorry we're on polysyllabic verbs now
@Nickiquote @purplepadma @kyleha
I have never heard the word polysyllabic before, can't remember which one a verb is and all my brain kept saying to me was POLYPHONIC SPREE POLYPHONIC SPREE POLYPHONIC SPREE
@Nickiquote @purplepadma @kyleha
Well that was bullshit. Fuckn bunch of nerds. Ooh, look at me, I can name places and things and know about stuff.
@TheBreadmonkey @purplepadma @kyleha Thing is that they’re in university being taught the answers to some of these things, which is CHEATING, in my opinion. If I was a medical student I could name a bone or an organ or, or… where was I?
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @kyleha Here’s the thing, Ben said University Challenge but my brain went, “Oh right, Mastermind” and I couldn’t understand how they were changing topics so fast
@purplepadma @Nickiquote @kyleha
I watch it at triple speed. I'm like a speed cuber except with fancy questions.
DamonHD@TheBreadmonkey This is what goFundMe is for, right?
Picturing a black and white slow motion video in the style of Red Nose Day appeals, but it's just asking for donations to shut me up
Karen E. Lund 💙💛@TheBreadmonkey I could do it for a great deal less, say $100 billion.
David Mitchell 
I said before I say again - I a worth 342.4 USD, would shut and away.
ira@TheBreadmonkey exactly
Patrick Hadfield@TheBreadmonkey I'm not sure if I would.
But if someone wants to give me 342bn to find out, I'd be happy to participate in the experiment.
Indeed, I'd give it a try for only 1bn!
Daryl the Admin@TheBreadmonkey The personality required to amass that kind of wealth does not jive with "shut up and go away".
LAURENHe's daring the world to take him out.
Verđandi K Soldusty@TheBreadmonkey
If you shut up & went away we'd all get sucked into the void, or something. 😱
Anywhose, with that much money you could buy bluesky & pay mods to kick off the nasties & reprogram the brainwash-bots to spout Ben-isms of wisdom & delight (well, at least one of those). You could make it da biggest Mastodon around 🥳😂.
Bensky
@TheBreadmonkey
Where do I login?
😂