very tiny pdf icon on desktop

try to click on very tiny pdf icon to open it

instead, accidentally click on one of two massive arrows that appears on very tiny pdf icon

very tiny pdf icon changes to show a very tiny preview of the next page of the pdf

daydream about a change of careers, perhaps becoming a boatswain or a stevedore or other old-timey words you read once

@beep A wainwright, a wharfmonger, a... wonkeyscoop
@eeeps does that last one not scoop owangutans, yes i’ll hold
@beep werwy owd-timey owangutans, specificawwy
@beep I've looked at this same functionality before and thought to myself how real people spent time designing, developing, testing it. Thumbnail pagination.
@beep I once told @luke that all the careers he was suited for either haven't been created yet or were abolished several centuries ago. It was probably at a moment like this.